Silence of the Hams (1992 TV Movie)

John Blackman: Sam, Barman, Taxi Driver, Cecil, Dickie Knee

Quotes 

• Rick Shaw : Play it again, Sam.

  Sam : But, I already played it?

  Rick Shaw : You played it for her. Now play it for me.

  Sam : Ok. Happy birthday dear Suzy. Happy Birthday to you.

• Dickie Knee : *After everyone's cab fair is $3.50* That'll be $16.90 Thank you.

  Fu's Henchman : You took me the long way? Didbt you,?

  Dickie Knee : I might've.

• Voiceover : Is Rick about to get the biggest bang of his life? Is all not well in Gotham City? Did The Cutter notice Ricks split ends? For the answer to none of these questions stay tuned to the exciting conclusion of Silence of the Hams.

• Rick Shaw : I knew i had to get to sound stage 3, or Fu would flee.

  Dickie Knee : How did you do that without moving your lips?