Silence of the Hams (1992 TV Movie)
Red Symons: Fu's Henchman
Quotes
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Rick Shaw : *To taxi driver* Take me to the Roxy, and step on it.
Artie Facts : *To taxi driver* Follow that cab.
Fu's Henchman : *To taxi driver* Follow that cab.
Fu's Henchman : *pause* *To taxi driver* Well, go on. Follow it.
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Fu's Henchman : I ate a clown the other day.
Native : Did he taste good?
Fu's Henchman : Nah. He tasted funny.
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Fu's Henchman : Do you think he fell for it?
Fu's Henchman : Who cares? I just got six bucks for a haircut!
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Fu's Henchman : Nothing you can say will make me talk.
Rick Shaw : Oh. Yeah? How about 100 Red Faces acts. With no gong?
Fu's Henchman : Then again it is sometimes nice to unburden yourself to a complete stranger!
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Fu's Henchman : *Everyone booing* oh, shut up. I'm acting!