- Donald Davenport: How could you sell my things?
- Adam Davenport: Oh, it's super easy. You just put signs up and people go nuts.
- Bree Davenport: I want chores!
- Chase Davenport: I want money!
- Adam Davenport: Oh, I want a big furry hat so I can wear it to scare animals!
- Leo Dooley: You guys can finish MY chores. There's no reason for ME to have money since Miss Bank-Manager put a freeze on my fun account.
- Adam Davenport: Hey, guys! I got my new spray-on jeans.
- Chase Davenport: How is THAT responsible spending?
- Adam Davenport: Twenty-seven pairs in one can. That's one for every day of the month.
- Donald Davenport: Eddy, this is a jewelry box that Tasha's grandmother gave her. It's been broken for years so I am going to restore it and surprise her with it. Yeah, I'm perfect.
- Eddy: Ooo, if you REALLY wanna surprise her, let's split town and not leave a forwarding address.
- Adam Davenport: Welcome to our indoor yard sale. Nice to touch, pretty to hold, but if you break it, consider it sold.
- Donald Davenport: Hey, you wanna help me fix your mom's jewelry box?
- Leo Dooley: I would but I have something fun to do.
- Tasha Davenport: I specifically told you not to see that movie.
- Leo Dooley: Come on. This isn't fair. I don't like high-heeled shoes and lady magazines, but I don't tell you not to buy them with YOUR money.
- [Tasha turns to see Donald frantically gesturing to Leo behind her]
- Donald Davenport: Sorry, I was just trying to stop him before he buried himself, but I was WAY too late.
- Donald Davenport: Look, guys, money can make people greedy and selfish. I mean, I know it's hard to tell to look at ME because, over the years, I've learned to hide it with my debonair outer charm.
- Tasha Davenport: I have an idea.
- Donald Davenport: [excited] You wanna watch Pig Zombies with me? I knew you would come around. Score!
- Tasha Davenport: Oh, honey, no. I'm a grown-up.
- Leo Dooley: I still don't understand how you convinced Mom to let me watch this marathon with you.
- Donald Davenport: Ha. It was easy. I just told her that instead of grounding you for a week she should let you watch this - and then ground you for a month.
- Donald Davenport: [meeting Leo's shocked gaze] You did lie.
- Leo Dooley: Oh, I was kinda hoping you forgot about that.
- Donald Davenport: Yeah, I... I kinda didn't, but nice try though.
- Adam Davenport: [lifts the sofa and finds...] Oh, that's where I left my lucky floss!
- Chase Davenport: If you use that, I will hurl.
- Adam Davenport: And then I will clean up that hurl. Ka-ching!
- Donald Davenport: [leading Tasha, with eyes shut, into the living room] All right, keep 'em closed.
- Tasha Davenport: [excited] Okay.
- Donald Davenport: Keep 'em closed.
- Tasha Davenport: All right, all right
- Tasha Davenport: [running into the sofa] Ow!
- Donald Davenport: Ooo. Watch where you're goin'.