Grim Reaper: How come your armour didn't stop the arrow?
King Richard I: Oh, I wasn't wearing any armour.
Grim Reaper: [laughing] You went into battle without wearing any armour?
King Richard I: Oh, totes. It's how I roll.
Grim Reaper: [laughs] What's that? Oh. You're not Richard the Lionheart, you're Richard the Chicken Brain!