To Boldly Flee (2012 Video)
Jacob Hope Chapman: JesuOtaku, Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruski IV
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Quotes
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C.R. : So this is a Dream Amplifier.
The Nostalgia Critic : So what does it do?
C.R. : Amplifies dreams.
The Nostalgia Critic : Yeah, I got that, Captain Obvious!
JesuOtaku : [Hugs CR] Yay! You've been promoted!
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The Nostalgia Critic : Engineering, does the transporter still work?
C.R. : Yeah, but I'm afraid that the transporter is very badly damaged. I can only put rough coordinates in and I'm afraid I can only beam in two at a time right now.
The Nostalgia Critic : Joe, would you like to shoot something?
Angry Joe : Why yes, Critic. Yes I would.
The Nostalgia Critic : Good. I have a plan. Let me get my battle armor on. Something... dreddful.
MarzGurl : [hesitantly] You mean...
The Nostalgia Critic : Oh, yeah. Meet me in Engineering.
JesuOtaku : Wait, Critic! I have invented these...
[shows off power-enhancing gloves]
JesuOtaku : JesuOtaku: power-enhancing energy gloves. They increase your body strength by twelve hundred percent. I shall demonstrate on... Paw Paw!
[pushes Paw Paw and he goes flying]
The Nostalgia Critic : Okay, I think I like this crazy Otaku.
[takes the gloves from JesuOtaku]
The Nostalgia Critic : All right, Joe. Meet me in Engineering. Everyone else,
[gestures toward viewscreen]
The Nostalgia Critic : act like you're still listening to him.
Turrell : [crew turns mute button off] ... perchance to cream...
[Zod stands next to Terl looking disgusted]
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The Nostalgia Critic : Oh come on, when have I ever lied to any of you guys?
JesuOtaku : [runs in excitedly] Oh my god you guys, I won a car!
[beat]
JesuOtaku : I don't check my mail that often.
The Nostalgia Critic : Cinema Snob, fill her in.
Cinema Snob : Alright, you're gonna LOVE this...
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Obscurus Lupa : Uh, no offense... actually, a lot of offense. Why the hell should we trust you?
The Nostalgia Critic : Oh, come on! When have I ever lied to any of you guys?
JesuOtaku : [comes running in, holding a piece of paper] Oh my god, you guys, I won a car!
[everyone glares at her]
JesuOtaku : [shrugs] I don't check my mail that often.
