Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

A Simple Wish (2012)

Mara Wilson: Mara Wilson

Quotes 

• Mara Wilson : Hello, Critic.

  Nostalgia Critic : [surprised]  Mara Wilson?

  Mara Wilson : I heard you've been saying some pretty nasty things about me.

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh, hey, forget it, missy! You knew what you were doing back then as a kid! If you didn't want people like me making fun of your work, you wouldn't have chosen so many crappy movies. I don't care how old you were!

  Mara Wilson : So you think kids should be held accountable for what they film, no matter what their age?

  Nostalgia Critic : Damn right, sister!

  Mara Wilson : [smirks]  Because I came across some interesting videos from a little town called Bothell, Washington.

  Nostalgia Critic : [suddenly nervous]  Bothell, Washington?

  Mara Wilson : Yes, of a certain Internet critic who made movies when he was a young lad.

  Nostalgia Critic : You're bluffing. You don't really have those videos.

  Mara Wilson : Roll the film.

  [an old video of the Critic when he was younger is shown] 

  Mara Wilson : Ah, isn't it wonderful?

  [shows off another video of the younger Critic] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh my God, I thought I had these burned!

• Mara Wilson : How brave of you to go with those braces. Tell me, was it meant to look like your teeth were eating over them?

  Nostalgia Critic : SHUT UP!

  Mara Wilson : The acne is a nice touch, too. I bet you purposely never showered just to get that effect.

  Nostalgia Critic : It was Seattle during the grunge era; none of us did!

• Mara Wilson : You're a regular Daniel Day-Lewis!

  Nostalgia Critic : Shut up!