Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Alien: Resurrection (2012)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

Quotes 

• [Commenting on a homoerotic scene between Ripley and Call] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Did I mention this director was French? Very, very French!

• [on the Newborn Alien] 

  Nostalgia Critic : I really love how they try to make you feel for this thing you were introduced to in the last ten minutes of the movie, especially when they give him these big puppy dog eyes.

  Nostalgia Critic : [doing a cute voice for the Newborn]  I just want to eat humanity and devour bwains. Is that a cwime?

  Nostalgia Critic : [normal voice]  Even at his most psychotic, they still try to throw that shit in. It's pretty emotionally clustered.

  Nostalgia Critic : [the cute Newborn voice]  I just want to play with the puppy...

  Nostalgia Critic : [doing an evil sounding Newborn voice]  ... YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!

  [clip plays of Ripley's acid blood dissolving a window that sucks the Newborn out through it] 

  Nostalgia Critic : [cute Newborn voice]  Mommy, why would you do this to me?

  Nostalgia Critic : [evil Newborn voice]  I'LL EAT YOUR ASS IN HELL!