Clancy Brown: Mr. Krabs
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Quotes
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Mr. Krabs : The Krabby Patty is what ties us all together! Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order! A war of all against all! Dark times are ahead! Dark times indeed!
[He collapses to the ground, sobbing]
Squidward Tentacles : Seriously? Aren't you overreacting a bit?
[Scene changes to Mr. Krabs, Squidward and the Bikini Bottom citizens wearing bad clothes and the citizens ran away, screaming in the ruins of Bikini Bottom]
Mr. Krabs : Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like leather.
Squidward Tentacles : I prefer suede.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : A giant hairy porpoise - beached! It's suffering. The poor thing.
Mr. Krabs : We need to get these guys back in the water.
Sandy Cheeks : Y'all, those ain't porpoises...
Mr. Krabs : All hands on deck!
[the guys rush towards the man, not listening to Sandy]
Sandy Cheeks : Oh, brother...
[the gang tries to roll the man in the ocean, but he lands on them in the sand]
Squidward Tentacles : Well, I guess this is where that horrible smell was coming from.
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[SpongeBob and Plankton struggle over the Secret Formula]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Give me that!
Plankton : Come on, SpongeBob, join me and we'll be rich and powerful until I eventually betray you! Join me!
SpongeBob SquarePants : No! Never! I'm on Team Krabs for life!
Mr. Krabs : [wrenching the metal shutters open to get in] Plaaaanktoooooonnnn!
[SpongeBob and Plankton continue to struggle for the formula. Suddenly, it disappears into thin air. SpongeBob and Plankton stand there in shock, arms still reaching out at the space where the bottle should have been]
SpongeBob SquarePants : What? Where'd it go?
Plankton : [in thought] Wait a minute, molecular deconstruction? I proved that to be a scientific impossibility seven times!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [in thought] Wait a minute, I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today.
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[SpongeBob and the gang look around the beach in wonder]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Whoa! What is this place?
Mr. Krabs : I have a bad feeling about this.
[Patrick sees the foot of a sleeping beachgoer]
Patrick Star : Maybe, this guys knows where we are. He looks smart. He's got five heads.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [to the foot] Um, sir, can you tell us where to find the Krabby Patty?
Patrick Star : Hey! My friend is talking to you.
[He taps the foot several times]
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Squidward Tentacles : Mr. Krabs, the customers are getting restless.
[the customers are yelling "refunds!"]
Mr. Krabs : Listen up, boy, get in there and make me customers some Krabby Patties. Now, Plankto-
[He notices that Plankton has escaped. Meanwhile, at the vault, SpongeBob screams like a girl when he finds out there are no Krabby Patties there. Mr. Krabs scuttles over to see SpongeBob standing at the vault and shaking like a leaf]
Mr. Krabs : SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy?
[He opens the freezer door a little, and screams like a girl as well]
Mr. Krabs : We're out of Krabby Patties?
SpongeBob SquarePants : How can we make more Krabby Patties without the secret formula?
Mr. Krabs : You've got to have that formuler memorized by now.
SpongeBob SquarePants : But as you are aware, sir, the Employee Handbook clearly states, and I quote, "No employee may in part, or in whole, commit the Krabby Patty secret formula to any recorded, written, or visual form, including memories, dreams, and/or needlepoint".
Mr. Krabs : [sobbing] Oh, curse you, fine print!
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Mr. Krabs : Where's me formula, Plankton?
Plankton : I... I don't know. It just disappeared.
Mr. Krabs : Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs, but this time, he's telling the truth! It just vanished!
Plankton : It's true!
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[from trailer]
Mr. Krabs : Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order!
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[Plankton trembles as he's taped to Mr. Krabs' desk]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you, he's innocent.
Plankton : What are you going to do, Krabs? Pour hot oil on me, or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
Mr. Krabs : No.
[a nasty smile forms on his face]
Mr. Krabs : Knock knock.
Plankton : [confused] Knock knock jokes?
[He smiles, not in the least bit intimidated]
Plankton : I could do this all day, Krabs.
Mr. Krabs : [sternly] Knock knock.
Plankton : Oh, boy. Who's there?
Mr. Krabs : Jimmy.
Plankton : Jimmy who?
Mr. Krabs : Jimmy BACK MY FORMULER, PLANKTON!
Plankton : Well, that's stupid, but how is that torture?
Mr. Krabs : Hee hee hee. You'll see.
[Mr. Krabs puts on headphones]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Jimmy, back my formula, hmm. Ooooooooh, I get it!
[SpongeBob starts laughing. Planton screams. Mr. Krabs grins smugly while he wears the headphones]
Plankton : Oh make it stop Krabs, make it stop!
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Mr. Krabs : Release the condiments!
SpongeBob SquarePants : With relish!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Your order, sir?
[cut to Sandy at the drive-thru]
Sandy Cheeks : I'll have two Krabby Patties: extra ketchup, extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Wrong channel!
[He redials the telephone]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Your order, sir?
Mr. Krabs : Extra ketchup, extra mustard, hold the mayo!
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Sandy Cheeks : Hello? Hello? Guess y'all don't want my money.
Mr. Krabs : Money?
[He take's Sandy's money from through the drive-thru and hands the squirrel her patties]
Mr. Krabs : Thank you come again.
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Mr. Krabs : I'm not your enemy! Plankton's your enemy!
Squidward Tentacles : So, is he an anemone or plankton?
[Rimshot. Pan to Mrs. Puff on a drumkit]
Mrs. Puff : Well, someone had to do it.
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Mr. Krabs : This is the last time I'm gonna ask you. WHERE IS ME FORMULER?
Plankton : [crawling away backwards from Mr. Krabs in abject terror] I told you, Krabs. I don't have it.
Mr. Krabs : [grimly] Wrong answer.
[He prepares to stomp on Plankton when-]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Stop!
[SpongeBob makes his way through the crowd]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Alright, Krabs, let me handle this.
[He growls at Plankton]
Plankton : What's going on around here?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [pushing Mr. Krabs back] You may want to step back a little, Mr. Krabs. This could get messy.
Mr. Krabs : Let's hope so.
SpongeBob SquarePants : So, you won't talk, eh, Plankton?
[He takes out a jar of bubble soap]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I didn't wanna have to do this. Plankton...
[He dips his wand in the jar]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Here comes the pain!
Mr. Krabs : [with a mean grin] Soap in the eye, eh? Diabolical.
[SpongeBob blows into the bubble wand. Plankton anticipates the burning pain that he'll get in his eye and shuts it]
Plankton : No! Stop! Don't!
[He opens his eye and realizes he's standing inside a bubble that SpongeBob blew as a shield to protect him]
Mr. Krabs : Well, that didn't look painful.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [solemnly] Mr. Krabs, you may not understand what I'm about to do today.
[He gets in the bubble with Plankton]
SpongeBob SquarePants : But someday, we'll look back and have a good laugh.
[the bubble floats away]
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[Mr. Krabs uses his telescope to see Plankton sobbing outisde on the pole of the Krusty Krab]
Mr. Krabs : He's been out there crying for 20 minutes. Pathetic.
[hands his telescope to SpongeBob]
Mr. Krabs : I'm just going to go out there...
[He pulls his pants up]
Mr. Krabs : ... and gloat a little.
[Krabs goes outside the restaurant]
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Mr. Krabs : [mockingly] Plankton's broke! Ooh-ooh. Plankton's broke! Haa-haa.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [overlaps] Look at Mr. Krabs go.
[He uses Mr. Krabs' telescope to get a closer look]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I've never seen him gloat his hard before.
