Mr. Lawrence: Plankton, Plankton Robot, News Anchor Fish, Mob Member
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[Plankton tiptoes across the Chum Bucket to get the key from a sleeping Patrick, who is the guard holding Karen prisoner. As he tiptoes, typical cartoon tiptoe sounds happen with each step he takes. Patrick tosses and turns in his chair. As Plankton stops and wonders to himself about the sound, the music keeps going. He looks up and sees SpongeBob playing a tiny piano]
Plankton : Will you stop playing that tiny piano? You're gonna get us caught!
[SpongeBob stops playing and hides the tiny piano behind his back with a nervous grin on his face]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [whispering] Sorry.
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[from trailer]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Alright, here comes the pain!
Burger-Beard : Hah!
[He opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Ah!
Plankton : That ain't good.
[He fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes in a bubble. He fires more cannon balls, then SpongeBob as the Invincibubble gets them in many bubbles]
Patrick Star : They're beautiful.
[He pops a bubble, then a cannon ball lands on his face]
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[Patrick is hitting his rock home with the word "grandma" on the bottom with a hammer]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick Star : Vandalizing stuff.
Plankton : Isn't that your house?
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[while SpongeBob struggles to get the formula from Past Plankton...]
Past SpongeBob : If you're from the future, what am I going to say next?
Plankton : Something moronic?
Past SpongeBob : Wow.
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[SpongeBob and Plankton struggle over the Secret Formula]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Give me that!
Plankton : Come on, SpongeBob, join me and we'll be rich and powerful until I eventually betray you! Join me!
SpongeBob SquarePants : No! Never! I'm on Team Krabs for life!
Mr. Krabs : [wrenching the metal shutters open to get in] Plaaaanktoooooonnnn!
[SpongeBob and Plankton continue to struggle for the formula. Suddenly, it disappears into thin air. SpongeBob and Plankton stand there in shock, arms still reaching out at the space where the bottle should have been]
SpongeBob SquarePants : What? Where'd it go?
Plankton : [in thought] Wait a minute, molecular deconstruction? I proved that to be a scientific impossibility seven times!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [in thought] Wait a minute, I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today.
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Mr. Krabs : Where's me formula, Plankton?
Plankton : I... I don't know. It just disappeared.
Mr. Krabs : Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs, but this time, he's telling the truth! It just vanished!
Plankton : It's true!
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Patrick Star : What's the secret password?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Plankton : Uuuhhhh...
Patrick Star : Correct! It is you! SpongeBob!
[He greets SpongeBob with a flying tackle]
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[SpongeBob laughs while Plankton is taped on Mr. Krabs' desk]
Plankton : Oooooooooowwwwwww! Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!
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[from TV spot]
[Patrick throws a giant jar of mayonnaise and lands in the middle of the ground as Plankton's battle tank gets stuck in the mayonnaise]
Plankton : Oh, shrimp.
[Plankton's battle tank explodes]
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I'll rock him while you read him a bedtime story.
Plankton : Uh... Once upon a time there was a big pink fat idiot who went to sleep. The End!
Patrick Star : Nice try, but it's gonna take more than that to-
[Patrick is out like a light]
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[Plankton trembles as he's taped to Mr. Krabs' desk]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you, he's innocent.
Plankton : What are you going to do, Krabs? Pour hot oil on me, or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
Mr. Krabs : No.
[a nasty smile forms on his face]
Mr. Krabs : Knock knock.
Plankton : [confused] Knock knock jokes?
[He smiles, not in the least bit intimidated]
Plankton : I could do this all day, Krabs.
Mr. Krabs : [sternly] Knock knock.
Plankton : Oh, boy. Who's there?
Mr. Krabs : Jimmy.
Plankton : Jimmy who?
Mr. Krabs : Jimmy BACK MY FORMULER, PLANKTON!
Plankton : Well, that's stupid, but how is that torture?
Mr. Krabs : Hee hee hee. You'll see.
[Mr. Krabs puts on headphones]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Jimmy, back my formula, hmm. Ooooooooh, I get it!
[SpongeBob starts laughing. Planton screams. Mr. Krabs grins smugly while he wears the headphones]
Plankton : Oh make it stop Krabs, make it stop!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : If we're gonna be on the same team...
Plankton : Maybe i don't wanna be on the te-am! You think of that?
SpongeBob SquarePants : But Plankton everything's best when your part of a team.
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Plankton : What don't you comprehend?
SpongeBob SquarePants : But working together is the key. Nothing's impossible when it's you and me!
Plankton : I'm doing just fine on my own.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Work is no fun when you do it alone!
Plankton : If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself!
SpongeBob SquarePants : But what if you need something on a higher shelf?
Plankton : But-I'm-the-target-of-a-very-scary-crazy-post-apocalyptic-mob!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, that's exactly why you need a partner helping you with this important job! I'll be the hammer, and you'll be the nail. I'll be the boat, and you'll be the sail! I'm the flower, you're the aroma!
Plankton : Right now I wish I was in a coma!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Come on! I'm here for you, and you're here for me! It's better when you, plus me, equals we! Working together in harmony!
[chorus joins]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Side by side, we can reach our dreams, 'cause nothing's impossible, when we're a team!
Plankton : Alright, you can put me down.
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Burger-Beard : All right here we go. Now, SpongeBob loved his job as a fry cook more than anything. And that is saying a lot. Because he loved everything! He loved his pet snail Gary. He loved his best friend Patrick. He loved blowing bubbles and jellyfishing. He loved making Krabby Patties for the folks in Bikini Bottom just as much as they loved eating them. "Why", you may ask, "do they love this greasy meal sandwich so much? Why did they eat them for breakfast lunch and dinner, despite the doctor's warnings?"
[Harold is in the hospital bed, eating a Krabby Patty and wearing a respirator]
Doctor : He'll be gone in a week.
Evelyn : Oh, Harold!
[She sobs, and then she and Dr. Gilliam bite into Krabby Patties]
Burger-Beard : Ah, it was a secret. No one was sure what was in those patties that made them so delicious. And frankly no one cared except for Plankton.
[Plankton stands outside the Chum Bucket, frowning]
Plankton : Meh.
Burger-Beard : Plankton owned a restaurant right across the street from the Krusty Krab where no one ate cause the food was really bad!
Plankton : Now is that really necessary?
[Plankton, in spy gear, tries to steal the secret formula]
Burger-Beard : Plankton made it his life's work to steal the recipe.
[SpongeBob vacuums him up with his leaf blower]
Plankton : SpongeBob, please! Let's talk about this.
[SpongeBob sends Plankton flying back to the Chum Bucket]
Burger-Beard : But SpongeBob was always there to protect it. But today...
[a small green airplane is shown heading towards the Krusty Krab]
Burger-Beard : Things would be different.
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[Squidward opens the door with angry customers behind him, interrupting Mr. Krabs' torture of Plankton]
Squidward Tentacles : Mr. Krabs!
[to SpongeBob, still laughing]
Squidward Tentacles : SpongeBob, zip it!
[SpongeBob finally stops laughing]
Plankton : [relieved] Oh, thank you, Squidward!
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[SpongeBob and Plankton's time machine surfaces in a dark area with its reflection underneath. SpongeBob opens the curtain and sets foot in the area. The moment he does, it lights up, revealing that it is a large, triangular corridor. At the end of the corridor is Bubbles, watching the void of space between Saturn and Jupiter through a large, inter-dimensional portal]
SpongeBob : I think we may be lost in time, Plankton. Maybe we should ask this guy for directions.
[walks up behind Bubbles]
SpongeBob : Excuse me, sir. Can you tell us when we are?
Bubbles : Who dares disturb the one who watches?
SpongeBob : The one who watches? Your name is The One Who Watches?
Bubbles : No! My true name is...
[turns around to reveal he is a dolphin]
Bubbles : Bubbles.
Plankton : Bubbles?
[laughs]
Plankton : What kind of a name is Bubbles?
Bubbles : It is my ancient dolphin name.
SpongeBob : So what's a dolphin doing out here in the middle of space?
Bubbles : My kind have been watching and protecting the galaxy for...
[clicks]
Bubbles : Hmm. Ten thousand years!
SpongeBob : Oh, so you're the one keeping the meteors from hitting us.
Bubbles : Yes, I am. And I could really do with a potty break. Would you mind keeping an eye on things?
[swims away toward the restroom]
SpongeBob : Sure thing.
[calling after Bubbles]
SpongeBob : But, uh, WHAT am I keeping my eye on?
[Bubbles enters the restroom, closing the door behind him. SpongeBob approaches the portal and begins watching the void of space between Saturn and Jupiter]
Plankton : What are you doing?
SpongeBob : I'm watching.
Plankton : We don't even know what we're watching for.
SpongeBob : Maybe we should split up the workload.
[points to Jupiter]
SpongeBob : You watch the one with the big, red eye.
[points to Saturn]
SpongeBob : And I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies. Like a team!
[SpongeBob and Plankton begin to watch together. However, the planets begin to move toward each other]
Plankton : Okay, mine's moving.
SpongeBob : Mine, too.
Plankton : No, this doesn't seem right. Should we call Bubbles?
SpongeBob : Let's give him a minute. He's been holding it for 10,000 years.
[the planets smash into each other, causing an explosion of rocks all over the place. SpongeBob gasps]
SpongeBob : I'm pretty sure that wasn't supposed to happen!
[frantically picks up several rocks and tries to sweep them under the floor with a broom]
SpongeBob : Come on, Plankton, we've gotta clean this up before Bubbles gets back!
[Bubbles exits the restroom trailing toilet paper]
Bubbles : Ahh, much better, yes.
[approaches SpongeBob and Plankton]
Bubbles : You two are free to go.
[SpongeBob throws the broom away and smiles nervously. Bubbles looks at the planets and sees that they are severely damaged]
Bubbles : What happened to Saturn and Jupiter?
[Saturn's rings crack, fall off and shatter off-camera]
Bubbles : You were supposed to...
[clicks repeatedly, clears his throat, then clicks some more]
Bubbles : Keep them from smashing into each other!
SpongeBob : Sorry.
Bubbles : Now...
[clicks]
Bubbles : I am going to lose my job!
[enraged]
Bubbles : And you... will lose your lives.
[fires lasers out of his blowhole. SpongeBob and Plankton bolt for the time machine]
SpongeBob : Quarter me!
[Plankton hands SpongeBob a quarter, but Bubbles shoots a laser that trips SpongeBob and sends him and Plankton flying. They land directly in the time machine, and the quarter rolls right in front of the time machine. SpongeBob reaches under the curtain, grabs the quarter, and reels his hand back in right before Bubbles lasers it]
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Plankton : Will you stop playing that tiny piano? Your gonna get us caught!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Sorry.
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Plankton : With that formula I can rule the world!
[He laughs maniacally]
SpongeBob SquarePants : You know I can hear you, right?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Did they outlaw clothes in the future?
Plankton : No!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Then why are you naked?
Plankton : 'Cause they don't make clothes in my size.
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Plankton : Note to self: never stow away in a gym sock.
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Plankton : Well, yeah, looks like they're gonna have to change the name of Bikini Bottom to Dirty Bottom!
[He laughs]
Plankton : Right, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : ...That's kinda gross, Plankton.
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Plankton : Eww, it's so sweet in here. I think my eyeball is getting a toothache.
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Fish : [hanging onto the bubble] Please tell me there's something soft underneath!
[pause]
SpongeBob SquarePants , Plankton : Nope.
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Plankton : [contacting to Karen via headpiece] Cyclops to Laptop. Come in, Laptop.
Karen (the Computer Wife) : "Laptop"! You do realize that nickname is demeaning? I have twice the processing power of a laptop.
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[SpongeBob starts to play his pitch pipe again but Plankton snatches it before he can start singing]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, my pitch pipe.
Plankton : Uh, I need it for the time machine.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, okay.
[Plankton smashes the pitch pipe with a hammer and flushes it down the toilet]
Plankton : Installed!
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[SpongeBob installs Karen into the time machine, and she powers up]
Karen (the Computer Wife) : Okay, Plankton, this is it. It's gonna take all my processors and energy to power this time machine. So, if you have anything you wanna tell me, you better tell me now.
Plankton : Well, Karen. I know I've taken you for granted all these years and I... I just wanted to say... I'm glad you're on my te-am.
Karen (the Computer Wife) : Oh, Sheldon. That's the sweetest thing you've ever s-
[Plankton flips a switch and Karen shuts off. Her screen shows the time of 12:00 AM. Plankton starts to cry softly]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Plankton, are you crying?
Plankton : [too embarrassed to tell SpongeBob that he's now a widower, having had to shut off the mechanical love of his life] No, no, no, it's just one of the hazards of having a giant eyeball.
[He wipes his tear away]
Plankton : There's always stuff getting in there.
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Mr. Krabs : This is the last time I'm gonna ask you. WHERE IS ME FORMULER?
Plankton : [crawling away backwards from Mr. Krabs in abject terror] I told you, Krabs. I don't have it.
Mr. Krabs : [grimly] Wrong answer.
[He prepares to stomp on Plankton when-]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Stop!
[SpongeBob makes his way through the crowd]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Alright, Krabs, let me handle this.
[He growls at Plankton]
Plankton : What's going on around here?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [pushing Mr. Krabs back] You may want to step back a little, Mr. Krabs. This could get messy.
Mr. Krabs : Let's hope so.
SpongeBob SquarePants : So, you won't talk, eh, Plankton?
[He takes out a jar of bubble soap]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I didn't wanna have to do this. Plankton...
[He dips his wand in the jar]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Here comes the pain!
Mr. Krabs : [with a mean grin] Soap in the eye, eh? Diabolical.
[SpongeBob blows into the bubble wand. Plankton anticipates the burning pain that he'll get in his eye and shuts it]
Plankton : No! Stop! Don't!
[He opens his eye and realizes he's standing inside a bubble that SpongeBob blew as a shield to protect him]
Mr. Krabs : Well, that didn't look painful.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [solemnly] Mr. Krabs, you may not understand what I'm about to do today.
[He gets in the bubble with Plankton]
SpongeBob SquarePants : But someday, we'll look back and have a good laugh.
[the bubble floats away]
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[SpongeBob and Plankton watch Saturn and Jupiter]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Maybe we should split up the workload. You watch the one with the big red eye, I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies. Like a team.
[the two of them keep an eye on Saturn and Jupiter, which start to move closer towards each other]
Plankton : Okay, mine's moving.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mine, too.
[the planets get nearer to each other]
Plankton : No, this doesn't seem right. Should we call Bubbles?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Let's give him a minute. He's been holding it in for ten thousand years.
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[the Krusty Krab, two days ago: SpongeBob walks in and sees Plankton walking out of the vault in Mr. Krabs' office with the formula]
Past SpongeBob : [gasping] Plankton?
Past Plankton : SpongeBob?
[Suddenly a time machine appears, and the SpongeBob and Plankton from the current timeline appear]
Past SpongeBob : Plankton?
Past Plankton : SpongeBob? Who are you supposed to be?
Plankton : [to Past Plankton] I'm you from the future!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [pointing to Past SpongeBob] And I'm him from the future!
Past Plankton : [to Plankton] So you traveled back through time to help me? Great thinking.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Nope. He's helping me.
Past SpongeBob : But he's the enemy!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Was the enemy. Now we're a team.
Past Plankton : What? A tee-am?
Plankton : A team!
[to SpongeBob]
Plankton : All right, go get the formula!
[SpongeBob races forward to try and get the formula from Past Plankton]
Past SpongeBob : [apprehensive] What have I become?
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Plankton : Not now, honey, I'm ranting/raving.
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[SpongeBob and Plankton skulk the Chum Bucket, which is guarded by Bikini Bottomites, to break Karen out]
Plankton : I've never seen this many people at The Chum Bucket.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I've never seen anyone there.
Plankton : Now, was that really necessary?
SpongeBob SquarePants : 'Cause the food's really bad.
Plankton : Oh, come on, really?
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News Anchor Fish : [on Bikini Bottom Action News on Sandy's TV, as the squirrel herself silently shocks] We interrupt your regular program for an important news bulletin.
Perch Perkins : [on TV; in Downtown Bikini Bottom on the scene of apolyipse] Perch Perkins reporting live from Downtown Bikini...
[he ducks down for a moment as the apporaching boat]
Perch Perkins : [continues] Bottom. Complete chaos here today as our town attempts to deal with a sudden and complete shortage of Krabby Patties.
Perch Perkins : [the building behind him falls down and sets on fire; helps] Whoa!
Perch Perkins : [continues] Events here have this reporter wondering, what is the secret ingredient in Krabby Patties any...
Perch Perkins : [screams as he runs a-] wa-aa-ay?
Fish : [comes in] It's love! The secret ingredient is love!
[the fish attacks the camera, Sandy turns off her TV]
Sandy Cheeks : [gasps] No more Krabby Patties?
Sandy Cheeks : [continues as the shadow casts on her picnic table] If I'd known that, I'd have chewed it slower.
Sandy Cheeks : [backs away from her table] Huh?
[the shadow reveals that the page of storybook that Burgerbeard threw away into the water "sinking" down]
Sandy Cheeks : What the corndog is that?
[the page lands on top of her treedome]
