Archer (TV Series)

Space Race: Part I (2012)

Lucky Yates: Doctor Krieger

Quotes 

• Sterling Archer : Astronaut training sucks complete ass. Literally! What's the deal with all the enemas?

  Doctor Krieger : Uhh.

  Sterling Archer : And why do you need so much blood? And wait, now that I think about it...

  Commander Tony Drake : Why is this man in the restricted area?

  Doctor Krieger : Who, him?

  Commander Tony Drake : You.

  Sterling Archer : What? Krieger!

  Doctor Krieger : Uhh, smoke bomb!

  Commander Tony Drake : And why aren't you with the other trainees?

  Sterling Archer : I was told I had to undergo a bunch of extremely invasive medical tests.

  Commander Tony Drake : Well, normally you would but by our doctors. But since you're on such an accelerated training schedule...

  Sterling Archer : Six enemas is a luxury we can ill-afford. Got it.

  Malory Archer : Six?

  Sterling Archer : Or, who knows. He put me under. Maybe twelve.