- Jason Stackhouse: You're supposed to be helping her, not zapping her again.
- Claude Crane: We *are* helping her. We're testing her luminescence.
- Jason Stackhouse: All right, listen. I ain't been to med school, or fairy school or nothing. So if you can put it in terms a "laid man" can understand, I'd appreciate it.
- Hoyt Fortenberry: Joe Bob, I've known you since middle school. And you guys, Ray, Tyrese, I just met y'all tonight. But right here, right now, I feel more love, I feel more acceptance in this hate group than I ever felt at church or basketball or anywhere, for that matter.
- Joe Bob: That's what people don't get. Hate groups is about more than hate.
- Ray: 'Course, if they started to call them "love groups," nobody'd wanna be in one.
- Salome Agrippa: Too much vampire blood has been spilled in the singular pursuit of power. But why? When Lilith gives us more than enough to go around? Join us.
- Nora Gainesborough: Please.
- Eric Northman: Never, you Bible-banging cunts!
- Martha Bozeman: I asked J.D. about what you accused him of last night.
- Alcide Herveaux: You mean about him being a V-fiend? And what'd he say to that?
- Martha Bozeman: He looked me in the eye and swore on my son's grave it wasn't true.
- Alcide Herveaux: Respectfully, Martha, your son doesn't have a grave 'cause y'all ate him.
- Salome Agrippa: Russell Edgington was the only vampire I knew of powerful enough to take Roman Zimojic out.
- Bill Compton: Power aside, you had unparalleled access to The Guardian. If you wanted him gone, wouldn't it have been easier to do it yourself?
- Salome Agrippa: The Book is very clear on this subject. "The Guardian's blood is sacrosanct. He alone shall determine when His Essence shall flow." What happened tonight was inevitable. But I say this with the deepest regret.
- Bill Compton: Bullshit. You can't play the grieving widow and the leader of a coup at the same time.
- Terry Bellefleur: [Sitting in a field] I'm freezing, Patrick.
- Patrick Devins: That'd be pretty ironic. Two men waiting to die by fire, they wind up freezing to death instead.
- Terry Bellefleur: I'm leaving a family behind. A good one. I'm in no mood for irony, asshole. Seriously, why don't we just build a fire and get it over with? At least we'd be warm.
- Jason Stackhouse: You know, you say you're not all the same, but really, what's the difference? I mean, you just drank from some dude you don't even know.
- Jessica Hamby: Yeah, and I suppose you know every cow you've eaten.
- Jason Stackhouse: What the fuck kind of question is that? I ain't never fucked a cow!
- Jessica Hamby: Oh, it's a metaphor, idiot!