Being Human (TV Series)
Sticks and Rope (2013)
Michael Socha: Tom
Quotes
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Tom : [to Oliver] We don't want you getting poorly now, do we?
Alex : He's been dead for a hundred years. How much more poorly can he get?
[he coughs]
Alex : No, that is a classic "I want the day off school" cough. I've heard it a thousand times.
Oliver : Thank you all. You've been so very kind. And if I don't make it, please... don't forget me.
Alex : You know Decky used to look up symptoms online all the time except he could never be bothered looking up the diagnosis.
[Hal and Tom quietly leave]
Alex : There was this one time he said he couldn't go to school because he'd just started the menopause. Oh you two are so getting a slap.
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Patsy : This whole experience has been incredibly stressful so if you wanted to, to give me a back rub that would be fine.
Hal : Now you listen to me, if you want this place to be a success then Tom McNair is exactly the employee you need. The problem with you, Patsy, is that you are an inveterate snob. You'd rather reward someone who is well-spoken and disinterested than someone who is a little rough around the edges but utterly committed. Now that is not an environment I wish to work in, so if he goes I go.
Tom : [Cut to them leaving] Well that was stupid. Now none of us have got a job.
Hal : I think the phrase you're looking for is "Thank you."