Being Human (TV Series)

Pie and Prejudice (2013)

Kate Bracken: Alex

Quotes 

• Alex : You know a ghost? Another female ghost. And what, you didn't tell me?

  Hal : Because I knew there was no point. You really wouldn't get on.

  Alex : Oh well, I think that's for me and my new best mate, Mary, to decide, don't you.

  Hal : Absolutely not. Lady Mary is a shy, fragile creature, with an innocence I am determined to protect.

  Alex : What, you think I would corrupt her?

  Hal : I think you'd corrupt Keith Richards.

• Lady Mary : I am curious. Lord Harry... has he...?

  Alex : Oh, yeah, yeah. He's gone.

  Lady Mary : Oh, thank fuck for that. God, it's just such hard work keeping it up, you know? All that thee and thou bollocks. It gets on my tits.

• Alex : Not going to lie, that could have gone better.

  Hal : Two hundred and fifty years I've been visiting her. Five minutes with you and she's threatening to castrate people and accusing me of onanism.