22 Jump Street (2014)

Queen Latifah: Mrs. Dickson

Quotes 

• Mrs. Dickson : So, how did you and Doug meet?

  Maya : We met at a party and then he stalked me to my dorm room.

  Captain Dickson : Stalked you? And then what happened?

  Maya : Then, we hung out and watched a movie.

  Maya : [pause for a second]  Actually, we watched it a couple times.

  Captain Dickson : This is bullshit! Waiter, can a black man get some water?

  Schmidt : Someone get the fucking man some water. He's black, he's been through a lot!