22 Jump Street (2014)

Seth Rogen: Morton Schmidt

Quotes 

• Jenko : Lets do this Schmidt!

  Morton Schmidt : Yeah, just like we always do, Jenkins.

  Jenko : [whispering]  Dude, it's Jenko!

  Morton Schmidt : Sorry.

• Captain Dickson : New assignment...

  Jenko : Captain, does Schmidt look any different to you?

  [the person sitting next to Jenko is Seth Rogen and not Jonah Hill] 

  Captain Dickson : No, that's Schmidt. I don't know what you are talking about. Schmidt looks exactly the same to me, man.

  Morton Schmidt : I got new glasses.

  Captain Dickson : Yeah man, he just got some new glasses, man. God Damn!

  Morton Schmidt : [whispering to Jenko]  No one is going to fucking notice.