22 Jump Street (2014)

Dave Franco: Eric Molson

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Quotes 

• Schmidt : [after Mr. Walters mimicked him mockingly]  I don't sound like that.

  Mr. Walters : Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking!

  [makes a whining baby sound] 

  Eric Molson : [eyes closed]  Ugh, Schmidt bein' a little bitch.

• Mr. Walters : Hey, guess what. I'm Eric's bitch!

  Eric Molson : No you're not.

  Mr. Walters : Yes I am! You own this ass!

• Schmidt : Mr. Walters, I should apologize for...

  Mr. Walters : ...for shooting my penis off? Don't sweat it, brother. I'm liberated. Totally. You know they gave me a vagina. It's awesome. You guys wanna see it?

  Jenko , Schmidt : No, no, no, no!

  Mr. Walters : Eric's seen it. Eric's been all up in that shit. Ain't that right, Eric?

  Eric Molson : You guys gotta get me the fuck out of here.

• [post credits scene] 

  Mr. Walters : Eric! Eric, are you awake?

  Eric Molson : No!

  Mr. Walters : I'm late!

  [Eric is seen with a sad and miserable look on his face while moving his lips in horror. Cut to Columbia Pictures ending logo with the sound of a prison cell closing in the background]