Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

The Leak... (2013)

James Van Der Beek: James Van Der Beek

Quotes 

• June Colburn : [first lines, as Chloe seems to be doing handicraft]  What are you doing?

  Chloe : Mother's Day card. I like to make my own. Tell her how I really feel.

  [what she has done so far, reads: Dear Mom, Stop...] 

  James Van Der Beek : [entering, really peeved]  Well, Dean Cain's a fricking hero. It's all over the Internet.

  [takes command of Chloe's laptop] 

  James Van Der Beek : A mobile grooming van caught on fire, and Dean saved every single dog inside.

  [flips on the images] 

  Chloe : [as if offended]  Even the poodles?

  James Van Der Beek : Yeah. What an attention-whore.

  June Colburn : [looking at screen]  Oh no! There's a dead body underneath that tarp!

  [on-screen, dogs yap, young woman goes "Dean Cain!"] 

  June Colburn : Oh, it's just puppies! Ooooh!

  James Van Der Beek : First, he's Superman on TV. Now, he's Superman in real life. How am I supposed to compete with that on Dancing With The Stars?

  [slams laptop shut]