Meet the Heavy (2007 Video)

Gary Schwartz: Heavy Weapons Guy

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• Heavy Weapons Guy : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe,

  [sniff] 

  Heavy Weapons Guy : maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

• Heavy Weapons Guy : I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and *this*

  [grabs Minigun] 

  Heavy Weapons Guy : is my weapon.

  [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] 

  Heavy Weapons Guy : She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.

  [looks intently at viewer] 

  Heavy Weapons Guy : It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.