Meet the Scout (2008 Video)

Nathan Vetterlein: Scout

Quotes 

• Scout : Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'-

  [pokes the camera] 

  Scout : I hurt people.

  [cut to fight; Scout hits Heavy with his bat] 

  Scout : BOINK!

  [back to text] 

  Scout : I'm a force a' nature!

  [he hits the Heavy in the chin] 

  Scout : BONK!

  [cut back to Scout] 

  Scout : If you were from where I was from, you'd be fuckin' dead!

• Scout : Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?

  Scout : [cut to a scene with RED Scout encountering a BLU Heavy; to the Heavy, he says]  Yo, what's up?

  Scout : [cut back to Scout talking to the viewer]  D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?

  [cut back to fight; then back to talk] 

  Scout : Basically - kind of a big deal!

  [cut to fight, then to talk where Scout is flexing a scrawny arm] 

  Scout : Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!