- Mike Dugan: Cindy Burman needs our help, huh? That backfired on us.
- Jakeem Williams: What if that thing got her?
- Mike Dugan: It probably did! She's probably in its belly, and we're gonna join her down there. I mean, we would be home right now if you had just been more specific with the first wish.
- Jakeem Williams: How was I supposed to know wishing to go home wouldn't take us anywhere?
- Thunderbolt: Because home is where the heart is. A very apropos statement. It actually came from one of my former masters, Gaius Plinius Secundus. He and his best friend went everywhere together like you and Mike, even to an active volcano, the great Mount Vesuvius, which again, very apropos, caused their demise.
- Jakeem Williams: They died?
- Thunderbolt: Oh, but they died together.
- Jakeem Williams: Why is that ah-pro-pro?
- Mike Dugan: There'll be no death for us today. Got that?
- Thunderbolt: Yeah, why would there be? Unless that giant, mutated, hungry, albino gorilla finds us, and then I'd have to say, "Outlook not so good."
- [laughing]
- Thunderbolt: Let's not die.
- Pat Dugan: Mike's still not answering.
- Courtney Whitmore: Jakeem, either.
- Yolanda Montez: So, where are they?
- Pat Dugan: Well, Mike said he was gonna spend the night at Jakeem's. Jakeem told his mom he was spending the night here.
- Yolanda Montez: Do you think the Mahkents did something to them?
- Pat Dugan: If they found out that Mike killed Jordan...
- Sylvester Pemberton: Pat, Mike and Jakeem lied to us about where they were before everything with those Norwegian frosted freaks went down. So the boys were already off doing whatever they set out to do.
- Lawrence 'Crusher' Crock: [exercising with Paula, they stop outside the Mahkent house] In the old days, it wouldn't have mattered if they were wearing dentures or fitted with pacemakers. Anyone attacks us, we take 'em out. Pat and his family are our people now.
- Paula Brooks: I know. But we don't use violence to solve our problems anymore.
- Lawrence 'Crusher' Crock: Yeah, well, we can't just let Grandma and Grandpa Icicle walk away from this. We gotta do something.
- Paula Brooks: We will.
- Lawrence 'Crusher' Crock: What?
- Paula Brooks: I don't know yet.
- Mike Dugan: [in the woods in the middle of nowhere] You gotta be kidding me, man.
- Jakeem Williams: I never learn.
- Mike Dugan: Come on, man.
- Thunderbolt: [having teleported a phone booth to them] You asked for phone service. I came through with flying colors.
- Mike Dugan: [sarcastic] Yeah, great job, Thunderbolt.
- Thunderbolt: What?
- [Mike and Jakeem head to the booth]
- Thunderbolt: What's that? "Thank you, Thunderbolt"? Oh, I didn't hear that. That didn't get said. But you know what, Jakeem? You're welcome.
- Mike Dugan: [picking up the receiver] It's working. Wait, I can't tell. It sounds like a UFO.
- [getting the wrong-number tri-tone and a request to insert 10 cents to make a call]
- Mike Dugan: Ten cents for a phone call? We need a dime. Do you have a dime?
- Jakeem Williams: Why would I need to walk around with a dime?
- Courtney Whitmore: Beth tracked the receiving signal from the spy cameras to the Mahkent house. They're the ones who've been watching us. How could they not be involved?
- Sylvester Pemberton: Because we've been set up before. Think about it: at the exact moment you and Cameron were trying to bury past demons, Beth suddenly cracks into info that points the rest of you at the Mahkent house like a gun, so everything goes boom? I bet you my red boots and one of Pat's puffer vests that the signal that Beth found was a fabrication. Someone is trying to distract us.
- Yolanda Montez: Well, if the Mahkents haven't been the ones watching us, then who's left?
- Pat Dugan: We're glad you're doing okay.
- Sofus Mahkent: This should never have happened. We brought our son to this country to escape what we faced back home. You don't understand what our family has endured over the centuries; hunted because of what we can do. Fathers, mothers, children burnt like witches.
- Pat Dugan: Mr. Mahkent, we don't wanna hurt you, all right? So let's put an end to this feud.
- Sofus Mahkent: You killed our son.
- [Sylvester tries to fist-bump Pat]
- Sofus Mahkent: The why, the how, that doesn't matter now. There's no coming back from that, not for my wife. You should take your family and friends far away from Blue Valley, or you should come for us as others have before.
- Pat Dugan: We would love to take a shot at you.
- Sofus Mahkent: Go now, before my wife returns and kills you both where you sit.
- Sylvester Pemberton: [at the Mahkent house] I know you're worried about Mike.
- Pat Dugan: Yeah.
- Sylvester Pemberton: But I'm worried about you. These people are evil people. They're the worst of the bunch. You know they could kill us the second we step on the front porch.
- Pat Dugan: If Mike's in there, I wanna know about it right now.
- Pat Dugan: Mr. Mahkent, have you seen my son?
- Sofus Mahkent: No. Should we have?
- Pat Dugan: After everything that's happened, have you done something to my son and his friend Jakeem?
- Sofus Mahkent: If I felt better, I'd be angry at the allegation that I would hurt a child.
- Sylvester Pemberton: [scoffing] You just tried to freeze-dry a bunch of kids, Grandpa Frostbite.
- [seeing Pat's look]
- Sylvester Pemberton: Oh, sorry.
- Sofus Mahkent: Well, yes. We were defending ourselves, Starman.