- Rusty Beck: Don't think I'm gonna be all, like, thankful for you taking me in.
- Captain Sharon Raydor: Oh, trust me, you're not the first adolescent to grace my home with your presence. Having raised two teenagers of my own, I have tremendous capacity for ingratitude. Rusty, it's so funny. Just when you get good at being a mother, you're fired.
- Rusty Beck: Or you quit.
- [last lines]
- Rusty Beck: So, what are we supposed to call each other, anyway?
- Captain Sharon Raydor: Oh. I think you should call me Captain Raydor.
- Rusty Beck: Okay. And you can call me Mr. Beck.
- Captain Sharon Raydor: *You* are the child in this relationship.
- Rusty Beck: No, I am the witness. If you are the police officer, then I am the witness.
- Captain Sharon Raydor: There are not a lot of people around here who call me by my first name.
- Rusty Beck: Oh, well, maybe that's why you live alone with a spare bedroom.
- Captain Sharon Raydor: I live alone because my children are grown. The spare bedroom is for when they visit, but you may call me Sharon. How's that?
- Rusty Beck: "Sharon?"
- Captain Sharon Raydor: Mm-hm.
- Rusty Beck: What, is that, like, your bad idea of a joke of something?
- Captain Sharon Raydor: Why do you say that?
- Rusty Beck: Sharon is my mother's name.
- Captain Sharon Raydor: [sighs] Oh.
- Rusty Beck: God, you haven't been looking for her at all, have you?
- Captain Sharon Raydor: Rusty, I just got this job yesterday. Give me a chance to catch up. I am making a good-faith effort. I am.
- Rusty Beck: [getting up] Where's your bathroom?
- Captain Sharon Raydor: It's right down there. Rusty, if it is possible to find your mother, I will do it. I promise you.
- Rusty Beck: Sure you will, Captain. Sure you will.
- Amy Sykes: So, I hear you have an opening in Major Crimes.
- Lt. Louie Provenza: Usually, Sykes, people hold off asking for a promotion until they've done something right.
- Captain Sharon Raydor: ...if you choose death, we have a legal obligation to see that you get it. Are you ready for that?
- Lt. Louie Provenza: Greg Miller is going to jail for the people we killed and getting off scot-free for the murders he committed himself, but I guess that's all right because you saved the city a lot of money. I bet you're really happy about that, huh?
- Captain Sharon Raydor: I put a murderer away for life in less than 48 hours, which is not the usual routine around here; so, yes, I feel excellent. Thank you for asking.