Dan Vs. (TV Series)

Dan Vs. The Catburglar (2012)

Curtis Armstrong: Dan

Quotes 

• Dan : After I kicked down the door, I demanded to know where my better-half was, but like my uncle Raymond always said, "not every question has an answer." He wasn't a very good claims investigator.

• Dan : It doesn't add up. What does a rare pet dealer want with poor Mr. Mumbles?

  Honey O'Houlihan : I would guess to sell her. I mean white-tailed Himalayan switchbacks are worth a lot of money.

  Dan : White-tailed Hima-what?

  Honey O'Houlihan : Himalayan switchbacks. Didn't you know? Mr. Mumbles is a very rare and expensive breed of cat!

  Dan : I always knew she was special. I just assumed it was 'cause she could read.