- Forgetful Jones: [laughs] Now, that was Millie! I mean Sally. I mean, sassafras- uh oh. I forget. Do you know the word?
- [leans into the screen with his hand cupped over his ear]
- Forgetful Jones: Silly? Why, that's it!
- [guffaws, then stops]
- Forgetful Jones: Or is it?
- Count von Count: Five bananas. Six bananas. SEVEN BANANAS!
- [thunder strikes]
- Count von Count: Ah, ah, ah. Now, that was silly. Wouldn't you agree, my bats? Ah, ah, ah.
- Oscar the Grouch: Now that was yucky! I'm not gonna say silly.
- Elmo: Oh! You said it, Oscar! You said "silly!"
- Oscar the Grouch: Who asked ya, pink-face?
- [groans as he recedes back into his trash can]
- Elmo: [laughs, then turns toward screen] He said "silly."
- [peers into trash can]
- Elmo: You said "silly," Oscar!
- Big Bird: You know? That song was silly. But, Silly doesn't take any matter. It takes a genus. Like Don Music.
- Hoots the Owl: Listen up everybody. We have a real dude who is very cool and very fresh. But he has a problem he wants to lay on us.
- [to Ernie]
- Hoots the Owl: Come on in, Ernie my man!
- Kermit the Frog: Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was yellow as the sun. And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to run.
- Don Music: No, I don't think that will work. Lambs aren't yellow, I mean whoever heard of a yellow LAMB?
- Kermit the Frog: Well, I've heard of a yellow lamb.
- Don Music: You have?
- Kermit the Frog: Well, not many.
- Kermit the Frog: Mary had a little canary. It was yellow as the sun, and everywhere that Mary went, the canary was sure to run.
- Don Music: No, that won't work, canaries don't run! They fly mostly, I think.
- Kermit the Frog: Mary had a little canary. It was bluer than the sky, and everywhere that Mary went, a canary was sure to fly...
- Don Music: BUT CANARIES AREN'T BLUE!
- Kermit the Frog: Figures! Well um, um.
- Don Music: I'll never get it, NEVER! You won't help! OH!
- Ernie: Well, gee, Hoots, you know I really love my duckie, I can't bare it apart with him.
- Hoots the Owl: Well, you don't have to lose your duck, you can pick it up when you're finished.
- Ernie: I can?
- Hoots the Owl: Yeah!
- Ernie: Oh, wow!
- [Smoke clears up to reveal the Amazing Mumford and a Muppet duck]
- Duck: [speaking with Mumford's voice] Now, that was silly!
- [Mumford quacks, then covers his mouth in shock]