- Batman: It's okay, kid, I can't fly either.
- Linkara: Unlike that stupid Superman... I'm not jealous or anything!
- Linkara: The Joker's plan is insane, but then again, what can you expect from the crazy guy? It's always nice to see the Joker like this: psychotic, yes, but not to some extremes that some writers make him out to be, where he'll be downright sadistic. He should be scary, yes, but also funny and playful.
- Batman: Didn't you see all the signs?
- Linkara: Didn't it open up your eyes, you saw the sign? No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong.
- Linkara: The inside cover of the comic does invite kids to join the Zeddy's Cub Club and get free milk and cookies. Aw gee wilikers, I get to be taught how to read AND get free milk and cookies? Boy howdy!