- Carlton Lassiter: So, when things fall apart with Spencer and you, Marlowe and I have met the perfect person.
- Juliet O'Hara: [thinking] That means that person is in prison... and is a woman.
- Carlton Lassiter: Which one of those is the problem?
- Carlton Lassiter: Man, how many 'get out of jail free' cards does a guy get?
- Shawn Spencer: Two, duh. One in chance and one in community chest.