Girl Vs. Monster (2012 TV Movie)

Stefano Giulianetti: Scarecrow

Quotes 

• Scarecrow : Where ya goin'?

  Deimata : It's a Halloween party, I need a costume.

  [she vanishes] 

  Scarecrow : You think we need costumes?

  Witch : If you were any stupider, I could sell you as a paperweight.

  Scarecrow : Oh, don't be a hater.

• Deimata : Whoa! You Have No Idea How Good It Feels To Be Out! Fifteen Years Crumpled Up In A Little Ball.

  Witch : Never Know It To Look At You. You're Positively Exquisite.

  Scarecrow : Yeah, You've Been Working Out, Huh?

  Deimata : I've Been Stuck In A Tank, You Idiot!

  Scarecrow : Oh, My Bad.

  Deimata : So Much Catching Up To Do. How's The Fear Business? Stephen King Still Writing?

  Witch : Yes, But His Last Novel Was Historical Fiction.

  Deimata : Scary Historical Fiction?

  Witch : Not Particularly.

  Deimata : Hmm. What About Horror Movies? Still Big With The Kids?

  Scarecrow : No, It's All Gross-Out Comedies Now, But Vampires Are In.

  Deimata : Ooh. Well, That's Promising.

  Witch : Except They're Romantic Vampires Who Fall In Love.

  Deimata : Yuck! We've Got Work To Do.

  Witch : 'Been Working Out'? Your Brain Is Made Of Straw.

  Scarecrow : Well, Surprise. So Is The Rest Of Me.