SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Karen 2.0/InSpongeiac (2012)

Mr. Lawrence: Plankton

Quotes 

• Karen : [after winning the fight with Karen 2]  No one runs down my man. Planky, say something...

  Plankton : Take me home, baby...

  Karen : [succumbing to her wounds]  Even though you are a tiny green loser, I could never stay... mad... at... you.

  [Her screen turns off, and she falls to the ground, seemingly deceased] 

  Plankton : [mourning his lost wife]  Karen! Don't you leave me, Karen. Not again!

  [he opens up Karen 2.0's compartment, takes her battery out and places it in Karen's compartment, hoping to revive her] 

  Plankton : I hope this works... Oh, Karen, please wake up! I promise never to take you for granted again!

  Karen : [Karen's screen shows a spinning hourglass, and then changes to her speaking line, she has come around]  What happened?

  Plankton : I had a reality check, that's what happened.

• Plankton : Karen, I want you to meet my new computer wife: Karen 2!

  Karen : [gasps]  Karen 2? I've been... replaced?

  Plankton : I'm afraid so. But can you blame me? She's got triple the processing, all the latest software, and a sleek space-age design.

  [chuckles] 

  Plankton : The whole package!

  Karen : I can't believe this! After all I've done for you, you dumped me for this cheap pile of plastic?

  Plankton : Well, I had to cut costs somewhere.

  Karen 2.0 : [to Karen]  Who are you calling cheap? At least I don't rust!

  Karen : You know, you're going to wish that you'd deleted that comment!

  Plankton : Hey, come on, babe. Don't take it so hard. You'll find love again. Maybe you'll meet a nice, uh, adding machine.

  Karen : Oh, that does it!

  [Karen's screen shows "Loading: Jealousy Scheduler"; the screen has a bar that indicates the amount of percentage it has loaded] 

  Plankton : Oh, why did I program her with a jealousy scheduler?

  [the scheduler is now fully loaded; a laser ejects from Karen's head] 

  Plankton : And why did I outfit her with a molecular re-arranger ray?

  [as Karen's laser charges up, her screen shows an image of a pie and then of stir fry] 

  Karen : HERE'S YOUR STIR FRY, LITTLE MAN!

  [Karen fires the laser at Plankton, who tries to avoid it] 

  Plankton : Uh, let's not do something we might regret!

  Karen : [aiming laser at him again]  You should know regret's the one thing you left out of my operating system!

  [Karen charges up her molecular rearranging ray preparing to zap Plankton, but then Karen shuts down] 

  Plankton : Huh, what happened?

  Karen 2.0 : I accessed the Chum Bucket's power grid, remotely cutting off Karen's power at the source.

  Plankton : Ha! Karen 2, I knew you were special the moment I laid eye on your motherboard! Goodbye, Karen Classic; hello, Karen 2!

  [he cackles evilly]