The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Stag Convergence (2012)

Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter

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Quotes 

• Sheldon Cooper : Howard, you are a good friend and I wish you nothing but happiness. Bazinga! I don't!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon.

  Sheldon Cooper : Double-Bazinga! I do!

• Penny : So, I hear you and the Lost Boys are having a Bachelor Party tonight.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, just going to a restaurant. Get some steaks, some Scotch. You've nothing to worry about.

  Penny : Why should I worry?

  Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know, it's a Bachelor Party. There could be strippers. Won't that make you a little jealous?

  Penny : Come on Leonard. It's you. What's gonna happen? I mean, even if there was a stripper, all you'd do is avoid eye contact and maybe offer to help her kid with his homework.

• Leonard Hofstadter : [surprised]  Are you drinking whiskey?

  Sheldon Cooper : Indeed. If I am to participate in the social convention that is the stag night, then I must embrace all its components, including tobacco, swear-words and, yes, alcohol.

  [he takes a drink] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Jeepers, that's yucky!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Whoa. It's a little early to start dropping j-bombs, don't you think?

• [last lines] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : Hello.

  Penny : What's with the robe?

  Leonard Hofstadter : [removing robe]  I'm going to have sex with you, right here, right now, on that washing machine.

  Penny : No, you're not.

  Leonard Hofstadter : C'mon, please.

  Penny : You want to do something, you can help me fold this sheet.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Folding a sheet in my underwear, still pretty crazy.