- Dr. Spencer Reid: That was awkward.
- Penelope Garcia: Oh, my God. We used to come every year. I can't believe he brought someone else.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Well, you brought someone else.
- Penelope Garcia: Yeah, someone I couldn't possibly be sexually attracted to.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: You're welcome?
- Emily Prentiss: [voiceover] I've always heard every ending is also a beginning and we just don't know it at the time. I'd like to believe that's true.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Whoa, Rossi!
- David Rossi: Why doesn't this surprise me?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Are you here for the convention?
- David Rossi: Who schedules a cigar aficionado event back to back with this?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I know, right? It's the greatest party ever.
- David Rossi: Well, it was gonna be. Unless it involves Gentleman Jack and pre-embargo Cuban cigars. I find that statement to be highly dubious.
- Penelope Garcia: Kevin brought another woman. I'm plotting revenge. Do you want to help?
- David Rossi: No. Now, you know I love you both, but this is Saturday and it is my day off, so I'd prefer to love you from afar; so, have fun. It's my bedtime.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: It's 9:00 A.M.
- David Rossi: You're judging ME?
- Erin Strauss: What is going on here? You didn't profile this as a suicide mission.
- David Rossi: 'Cause it wasn't. They'd never kill themselves.
- Erin Strauss: What the hell do you call that, then?
- David Rossi: They didn't improvise a way out. They've had an exit strategy in place. You don't learn explosives overnight.
- Penelope Garcia: Okay, okay, the TV movie is in hall H at 9:00. Can we go to that?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Absolutely. Do you think we can we make it to the Captains of the Enterprise panel at 11:00?
- Penelope Garcia: Obvs. Thanks for coming with me.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Of course. I've been knitting this scarf for weeks.
- Kevin Lynch: Penelope.
- Penelope Garcia: Kevin. Hi. You came. And you brought a friend. CSU technician Sharp, how are you?
- Evidence Tech Gina: Fine. You?
- Penelope Garcia: I am also fine. Okay, well, see ya.
- Kevin Lynch: You're not gonna go in?
- Penelope Garcia: No. Actually, we just went in and it's super lame, so we're leaving.
- Kevin Lynch: Uh, okay. Oh, great costume.
- Penelope Garcia: Yeah, you, too.
- David Rossi: These guys were too good to get caught, so why did they?
- Detective William LaMontagne Jr.: 911 received a call alerting them to a robbery in progress.
- Penelope Garcia: Actually it was a text. DC added 911 messaging after the Virginia Tech students' texts went unanswered during the massacre.
- Derek Morgan: Tactical's been deployed, snipers are moving into position.
- Erin Strauss: The director's ordered a full tactical assault.
- Derek Morgan: His last orders cost us an agent.
- Detective William LaMontagne Jr.: SWAT's getting itchy fingers.
- Aaron Hotchner: Well, you remind SWAT that bank robberies are federal jurisdiction. No one fires until they're ordered to.
- Detective William LaMontagne Jr.: Right.
- Aaron Hotchner: All right, when the crossfire starts, what's gonna happen to the hostages caught in the middle?
- David Rossi: That's the wrong call, Erin, and you know it.
- Erin Strauss: It's not my call.
- Aaron Hotchner: You're here and you're in charge.
- Erin Strauss: So, you want me to disobey the director?
- David Rossi: Yes.
- Aaron Hotchner: No. I just want you to buy us a little time. Don't be quite so efficient.
- Erin Strauss: Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast.
- Aaron Hotchner: All right.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Okay, so what's the significance of Chad?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: A 2008 coup attempt plunged them into political instability. They're currently in the middle of a civil war.
- Emily Prentiss: There's gotta be more to it than that.
- Izzy Rogers: You took my advice.
- Chris Stratton: How's that?
- Izzy Rogers: You didn't go for the kill shot.
- [first lines]
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Five more minutes, please.
- Detective William LaMontagne Jr.: There we go. Get your mama. Get her.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Denied.
- Henry LaMontagne: Mommy, wake up. It's time to play.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Okay.
- Detective William LaMontagne Jr.: I'm late for work and you promised.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Okay, buddy, go get your shoes. Go on.
- Henry LaMontagne: Yay!
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: When will a day off ever actually be a day off?
- Detective William LaMontagne Jr.: In about fourteen years. Come on.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Oh, uh. So, remember, we have the play date with Cameron. So, you're on your own for dinner.
- Detective William LaMontagne Jr.: Uh, I'll manage somehow.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Uh-huh.
- Detective William LaMontagne Jr.: I love you.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: I love you, too.
- Henry LaMontagne: I love you, three.
- Detective William LaMontagne Jr.: I love you, four. Be a good boy for your mama, okay? Okay.
- Izzy Rogers: [threatening the bank customers] Put your faces on the floor. I see eyes, you see bullets, get it?
- Izzy Rogers: Why'd you have to make it so quick? It's better when they suffer.
- Chris Stratton: I don't get off on it like you do.
- Izzy Rogers: You will. Look. We're gonna be famous.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I should be there. We've learned everything we can from here, Garcia.
- Penelope Garcia: No, you can help more by helping me. There is a lot to go over and your brain works faster than mine