May be unsuitable for children under 12 years. Children under 12 must be accompanied by an aardvark.
No cows were harmed in the making of this movie, honest
The characters and events portrayed in this motion picture are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living, dead or working in a penal colony on Tranfalmador is purely coincidental.
Gothic Manor Ltd is the author of this motion picture for the purposes of U.K. copyright law and all that stuff as well as other international laws giving effect thereto and hereafter so on and so forth and what have you for ever and ever. Amen.