- Obscurus Lupa: I will now read to you the back of the VHS case: "Ten-year-old Alex's life is about to become a 24-hour-a-day video game when his absent-minded father needs to raise $1.5 million fast, Alex and his family's wacky home robot start a race against time. It's one boy and one short-circuited robot on an electrifying chase across New York City as they hunt down a priceless relic. He may have a couple of wires crossed, but this walking mound of megabytes has enough heart to save the day." Wouldn't it be great if any of that fucking happened?
- Andrew Dickman: [singing] Gonna tell you about this robot/ His name is Golddigger/ This robot really sucks/ And he's a babysitter. Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee/ He put the sister in the oven/ Set it to 300/ The brother's being butchered/ Man, he really sucks/ Golddigger really sucks/ He threw the dog into the garbage/ Cut up all the others/ Police tried to stop him/ Then he just shot him/ Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee/ Robot robot robot/ Man, he really sucks/ Yeah! / He put the baby in the toilet...
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- Andrew Dickman: He put the baby... in the toilet. Man, he really sucks.
- Obscurus Lupa: He's putting Drano in the food! They're all dead now. That's not a joke on my part, he's really going to poison them all. Who the hell cares about the antique thefts now? The story on the front page is going to read: "Family dead. Killer Jewish robot still at large."