The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)

Folkmoot (2012)

Shane Cortese: Colin Gunderson

Quotes 

• Colin Gunderson : Wakey, wakey. Spread your legs.

  Michele Brock : Jesus, Colin, I'm sleeping.

  Colin Gunderson : Ah, stop that nonsense and prepare to screw.

  Michele Brock : Happy. Sleeping.

  Colin Gunderson : And I have just returned from a hard day working the annals of justice, and to reward myself, I wish to shag. A classic midnight root. You, being the current root of choice, need to get with the program!

  Michele Brock : I'm not your whore, Colin.

  Colin Gunderson : Indeed not, but let's be very clear about one thing: I am a god, you are a goddess, so start behaving in the appropriate manner. I want a root, and I want it now.