The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)
Folkmoot (2012)
Emmett Skilton: Axl Johnson
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Quotes
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Michele Brock : I've seen the lingering looks you've given me.
Axl Johnson : There are worse places to linger.
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Axl Johnson : Why are you in my bed? I sleep in there!
Zeb : Dude, my sheets are so crusty, no way was I popping my cherry in my bed. Do you have any more condoms, man? I'm totally on fire.
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Zeb : Man, we didn't just do the book of Kama Sutra. We tore out the pages and TOTALLY REWROTE IT!
Axl Johnson : What's that smell?
Zeb : That'll be the pheromones, bro.
Zeb : [sniffs own armpit] I always thought B.O. was a bad thing, but Stace was totally gagging for it.
Axl Johnson : No, it smells like butter.
Zeb : Oh, we ran out of lubricant, but it's okay. I pit it back in the fridge so it won't go rancid.