The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)

Folkmoot (2012)

Hayden Frost: Zeb

Quotes 

• Axl Johnson : Why are you in my bed? I sleep in there!

  Zeb : Dude, my sheets are so crusty, no way was I popping my cherry in my bed. Do you have any more condoms, man? I'm totally on fire.

• Stacey : [as Gaia and Axl look on]  Oh, I have to go to work, but I so don't want to, but I'll be back as soon as soon.

  Zeb : And I will be here, reloaded and ready to shoot that load.

• Zeb : Man, we didn't just do the book of Kama Sutra. We tore out the pages and TOTALLY REWROTE IT!

  Axl Johnson : What's that smell?

  Zeb : That'll be the pheromones, bro.

  Zeb : [sniffs own armpit]  I always thought B.O. was a bad thing, but Stace was totally gagging for it.

  Axl Johnson : No, it smells like butter.

  Zeb : Oh, we ran out of lubricant, but it's okay. I pit it back in the fridge so it won't go rancid.

• Zeb : Total honesty keeps the chakras open.