- Principal Perry: Dooley! What're you doing in my elevator?
- Leo: I'm enjoying the music. Today is "Love Songs from the Nineties." Wanna dance?
- Principal Perry: Use the stairs! This is exactly how healthy kids become unhealthy adults.
- Leo: [looking her over] Really? Are we having this conversation?
- Principal Perry: Listen up, space-fillers! This is Emergency Preparedness Week. An emergency drill can happen at any time; SO, when the alarm sounds, you must evacuate the building in an orderly fashion, like cattle - if cattle had acne... and braces... and a future filling up my gas tank.
- [the Lab Rats decide to switch their bionic chips]
- Bree: [to Chase] I call your super-smarts!
- Adam: [to Bree] I call your super-speed!
- Chase Davenport: [to Adam] I call your super-strength!
- Leo: [to Chase] I call good looks and charisma! Oh, too late. Already got 'em.
- Chase Davenport: Now, Leo, I have THE most important job of all for YOU. Now, once we get inside, I'm going to need YOU... to push... this green button.
- Leo: Yeah. And then I'll push the button that makes you stop talking to me like I'm FIVE.
- Principal Perry: [as the elevator goes up] Did you push a button?
- Leo: No. You must have bumped it when you shifted your center of gravy... GRAVITY!
- Adam: [as an alarm rings] Remain calm. I'll super-speed us out of here.
- Adam: [gallantly offering his arm to Bree] Please keep your hands and legs inside at all times.
- Adam: [as Chase moves to take his other arm] Whoa! Nope.
- Adam: [holding a level hand above Chase's head] Chase, you have to be at least THIS TALL to ride the ride.
- Principal Perry: It's times like these I think: Who's gonna feed all my cats? I hope they don't eat Mother. I hope she doesn't THEM!
- Principal Perry: Hey, Dooley, I'm sorry for being so hard on you. You're not such a bad kid.
- Leo: Thanks. And you... are a tolerable, middle-aged authority figure.
- Principal Perry: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
- Principal Perry: Dooley! WHAT did I tell you about being in an elevator in an emergency?
- Leo: That if you get stuck, cats will eat your mom?
- Leo: [finally free of the elevator] Oh, guys! Thank you for saving my life! I owe you guys.
- Chase Davenport: Actually, we're the ones that got you stuck in there.
- Leo: Oh. Well, then, you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
- Donald Davenport: [pulling out his checkbook] Now, how big of a bill can I expect from the school?
- Chase Davenport: None. We made it all look like an accident.
- Donald Davenport: Ha! Yes! Way to go!
- Chase Davenport: [indicating his head] I got all sorts of smarts up in here. Heh. Like numbers and mathy stuff.
- Principal Perry: [over an emergency phone] I AM STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR!
- Adam: Serves her right for not takin' the stairs.
- Chase Davenport: Ahh, Mr. Davenport was right. We never should've switched our chips! Without my bionic intelligence, I'm just a dumb bag of meat! No offense, Adam.
- Adam: Aw, none taken. Man, without my super-strength, I just feel like a puny, weak, doll-bodied chump with an ugly shirt. No offense, Chase.