Workaholics (TV Series)

The Business Trip (2012)

Maribeth Monroe: Alice Murphy

Quotes 

• Alice Murphy : [knocking on hotel room door]  House keeping!

  Anders Holmvik : Okay, so this is just business, and we're gonna handle this like adults, right?

  Alice Murphy : Yeah totally.

  Alice Murphy : FRESH TOWELS!

  [kicks door in] 

  Alice Murphy : Alright Don, Where is she?

  Timothy : What, who's Don?

  Alice Murphy : Don't you dare lie to me, I know this is his room. NOW TELL ME WHERE HE IS!

  Timothy : What are you talking about? My name is Timothy!

  Alice Murphy : [Grabs an iron and holds it to her face]  I will melt my own face off in front of your children if you do not tell me, WHERE THE FUCK DON "PSYCHO D" WALTERS IS!

  Alice Murphy : [looks at the man's wife and kids]  What do you think kiddies, do you wanna see me peal my own face back like the top of a grilled cheese?

  [presses the iron up to her face and everyone screams] 

  Adam DeMamp : It's unplugged, it's unplugged!

  Blake Henderson : [Alice lunges at Timothy with the iron]  Wait no no no! I saw the number in a reflection, we're not supposed to be in 252, we're supposed to be in 525.

  Alice Murphy : [Throws the iron on the bed]  ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?

  Alice Murphy : [starts choking Blake]  I will kill you! I will kill you!

• Alice Murphy : [knocking on hotel room door]  House keeping!

  Anders Holmvik : Okay, so this is just business, and we're gonna handle this like adults, right?

  Alice Murphy : Yeah totally.

  Alice Murphy : Freash towels!

  [kicks door in] 

  Alice Murphy : Alright Don, Where is she?

  Timothy : What, who's Don?

  Alice Murphy : Don't you dare lie to me, I know this is his room. Now tell me where he is!

  Timothy : What are you talking about? My name is Timothy!

  Alice Murphy : [Grabs an iron and holds it to her face]  I will melt my own face off in front of your children if you do not tell me, Where the fuck don psycho d walters is!

  Alice Murphy : [looks at the man's wife and kids]  What do you think kiddies, do you wanna see me peal my own face back like the top of a grilled cheese?

  [presses the iron up to her face and everyone screams] 

  Adam DeMamp : It's unplugged, it's unplugged!

  Blake Henderson : [alice lunges at Timothy with the iron]  Wait no no no! I saw the number in a reflection, we're not supposed to be in 252, we're supposed to be in 525.

  Alice Murphy : [Throws the iron on the bed]  Are you fucking with me?

  Alice Murphy : [starts choking Blake]  I will kill you! I will kill you!