- Nancy plans a family dinner while tending to her pot business.
- Nancy plans a family dinner. Andy and Jill agree to watch over Stevie throughout the day. Meanwhile, Silas befriends a local pot grower while Shane invites Angela, his classmate, over to their family dinner. Back at the house, Doug makes enemies with the neighbor's dog.—Showtime Publicity
- Nancy goes for a naked late night swim. Her neighbor turns his light on and asks if someone's out there, she dunks and hides.
She goes inside and upstairs. She sees Stevie climbing into bed with Andy and Jill.
In the morning, Nancy suggests taking Stevie to the zoo by herself. Jill worries she won't be able to keep up, but Nancy thinks she needs alone time. She hasn't been sleeping. Doug offers Ambien, saying it'll give her wacky dreams, but she'll sleep.
Shane practices moves with his baton in the bathroom mirror. Silas finds it weird that he could bust them if he wanted to. Shane suggests a black shower curtain in the grow house windows. "Thanks, copper," Silas says. "No problem, perp," Shane says.
Doug goes to get the newspaper and finds a giant turd on it. He exchanges it with the neighbor's paper, but he comes out and asks what Doug is doing with his paper. "It was your paper, but you forfeited it when your giant horse-dog Playdohed all over my front porch," Doug says. Wade argues that his dog is a grass "sh----r." Wade's mother comes and reminds him to take his Lexapro. Doug mocks him for living with his mother, then accidentally steps in the poopy paper. Wade takes his paper back, so Doug wipes his foot on the lawn statue.
Nancy wants to talk to Shane about the police academy. Kiku calls Shane, but she wants to talk to Nancy. She's at a dealer's house in Staten Island, but it's really sketchy and she wants Nancy to come get her. She asks if Bubble Hash is better than weed, and Nancy tells her not to buy it.
When Nancy hangs up she sees Kiku with a ball gag photo on Silas' phone. Nancy asks Jill to take Stevie to the zoo and she's delighted to. Nancy tries to compensate by telling Stevie they'll have a special dinner tonight. But Jill reminds Andy he can't cook, he has roller derby practice.
At the police academy, Shane makes out with his cadet female friend Mullen. She warns him she's wearing a sports bra and, while he's on second base, he invites her to dinner at the house.
Silas goes to a hydroponic store to ask for help growing his weed, but the dude behind the counter balks when he says "weed." Another guy, RJ, helps him out with the proper code, involving mention of "cherry tomatoes." He's geeked to learn Silas is from California.
Nancy goes out to Staten Island to try to pry Kiku from the clutches of three white trash dealers who want her to buy hash. Nancy explains she's not buying, it's a taste thing. She offers pills, but the dealer isn't interested. He has a tattoo of Judge Judy that says "Only Judy Can Judge Me."
After breaking the cobra head off his cane, he eyes Nancy's cane and takes it instead.
At the Laser tag place, Kiku mentions to Nancy that she and Silas are having sex. She says he's like "Christian Gray without the money." Demetri thinks Nancy has been seeing someone else, but she explains she was shot in the head. He isn't inclined to sell to Kiku because it would take too much bribe money to get it out of Afghanistan.
Nancy has flashbacks from getting shot from all the shooting. She crumples to the ground and deals with Demetri, offering cash up front on time.
Jill finds Andy prepping for dinner and gets angry that he's cooking for Nancy. She thinks it means he's not invested in things with her. He suggests they not over-think things.
A police officer comes by with Wade, whose dog "Gilda" now has the word "s---er" painted on his side in pink neon. The officer points out it's not against the law to paint a dog, but pooping on someone's porch is a $200 find. Doug wins.
Silas shows RJ around his grow house who suggests bat guano. Silas comes by to ask Shane to lock up the grow house so he can bring his girl by. Silas tells RJ that Shane's in the police academy, who RJ thinks is a terrible guy. He suggests once Shane has a badge and friends on the force there could be trouble.
Later, Shane shows Doug the four cameras with night vision he set up to catch Gilda. Shane introduces Nancy to Angela, but Nancy just wants to find Stevie. He's sacked out on the couch with Jill after she gave him allergy medicine. Nancy misses out on her Stevie time.
At dinner, Silas teases Shane, which leads to Silas mentioning they were on the run because of, as Doug puts it, the "Mexic----." Shane is mortified. Nancy interrupts with a toast, trying to finish their family dinner that was interrupted when she got shot.
She tells her sons she's glad they felt comfortable bringing people over. She mentions three of her sons were supposed to be there, but "Jill put Judah to bed." Andy points out her slip, Silas and Shane seem to take it personally. Nancy takes a nap in her salad.
Jill starts calling Andy and Nancy irresponsible, and Andy accuses her of drugging Stevie because of her own insecurities. She gets up and tells Andy they're through and not to follow her. Just then, we hear Wade's mom yell at him and a bag of poo comes flying over the fence and lands smack on the dinner table, bursting on Silas. Silas storms off, tells Shane he can get high on his own power if he wants. Doug offers RJ Ambien.
Andy finds Nancy and she confesses she collapsed at Laser tag. She feels bad for forgetting Stevie's name. He tells her what Jill did was mean, but he thinks she was lashing out at him, not her. He chose Jill this morning, and then the family. He wonders why commitment has to be exclusive.
Andy tells her to find her if she wants to talk.
Nancy is wiping away tears when Stevie finds her and says he can't sleep. She asks if he can keep a secret and takes him for a night swim.
The neighbor sees them. Stevie waves. He waves back.
In the morning, Nancy and Stevie sleep on the couch. Doug goes out for the paper and finds another giant turd. He goes to the surveillance video expecting to see Gilda. He's surprised as he sleep walks into the frame, drops his pants and takes a deuce on the paper.
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