- Dean Winchester: What are you doing?
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: My job, hombre.
- Dean Winchester: Your "job"?
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Yes.
- Dean Winchester: And since when giving advice is your job?
- Sam Winchester: Hold up. Are you the new Bobby?
- Dean Winchester: You shut your mouth.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Yes.
- Dean Winchester: You shut your mouth.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: You're such an idjit.
- Dean Winchester: Idjit's supposed to be used angrily. Okay? Not happy. If you're gonna butcher it, don't say it at all.
- Officer Karl Henry: There's unfinished business, thanks to you.
- [sniffs Dean]
- Officer Karl Henry: Oh, the spectre likes you.
- Dean Winchester: Oh, yeah? Why don't you tell him to come on out here? We'll make promise bracelets.
- Dean Winchester: I was in Purgatory.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Like, uh, 'Purgatory' Purgatory?
- Dean Winchester: [annoyed, sarcastic] No, the one in Miami.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: [slightly amused] Man, that's balls!
- Dean Winchester: That's not how you say 'balls'!
- Sam Winchester: But I thought the Unknown Soldier was buried in Arlington.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Yep, but this this the Confederate Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. See, the idea was, they took a faceless, nameless soldier they couldn't identify, and they buried him here to commemorate all the soldiers who died.
- Dean Winchester: Did you learn that in college?
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Nope. Civil War re-enactments. Once a year, every year.
- [Dean gives him a look]
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Don't hate.
- Sam Winchester: Okay, uh, what about the guard?
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Uh, he's ceremonial. Gone by dusk.
- Dean Winchester: So then we do this tonight?
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Yeah.
- Sam Winchester: Burn a confederate soldier's bones in a town of rednecks? Sure.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Bobby belonged to all of us, Dean, not just you and Sam. I'm just taking what he showed me and trying do something with it. That's all.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: [about to burn confederate soldier's bones] I feel like we should say something, all right? Don't you? Just a little...
- Dean Winchester: Sure. We won.
- [Drops match]
- Dean Winchester: So first, the mom goes Natural Born Killer, and now the son? Well, what do we got--a ghost with an Oedipus complex?
- [Sam gives him a look]
- Dean Winchester: I don't know what that means.
- Dean Winchester: You were a dentist?
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Yeah, just for like, for a hot minute. Where did you think I got my first case?
- Dean Winchester: [Jokingly] Let me guess. Tooth fairy.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: [Suddenly solemn] Yeah.I mean, I felt terrible when I ganked that SOB.
- [the brothers exchange surprised looks]
- Sam Winchester: You killed the tooth fairy?
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Yeah, man. I mean, not my proudest moment, but, hey, it happened.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: You do not wanna kill your brother. You've been protecting him your whole life. Don't stop now.
- Dean Winchester: He left me to rot in purgatory.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: All right, maybe he did. I don't know, I wasn't there. I'm sure he had his reasons.
- Sam Winchester: Like you had your reasons for Benny.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: [Confused] Who?
- Dean Winchester: You never even wanted this life. Always blamed me for pulling you back into it... . Everything you've ever done since you climbed into my ride has been to deceive me.
- Sam Winchester: What do you want me to say? That I've made mistakes? I've made mistakes, Dean.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: That's not Dean, Sam.
- Dean Winchester: Mistakes?
- [Scoffs]
- Dean Winchester: Well, let's go through some of Sammy's greatest hits. Drinking demon blood? Check. Being in cahoots with Ruby? Not telling me that you lost your soul? Or how about running around with Samuel for a whole year, letting me think that you were dead while you were doing all kinds of crazy? Those aren't mistakes, Sam. Those are choices!
- Sam Winchester: How's that make this our kind of thing?
- Dean Winchester: Because, Sam, Kevin's in the wind, okay? You're sulking around like a eunuch in a whorehouse... and I can't help but ask myself: When is decapitation not my thing?
- Dean Winchester: Is that Bobby's hat?
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Oh, yeah. Sure is. We worked a Rugaru case together a few years back. He left it in my car. So I kept it as a memento.
- [Dean knocks it off his head]
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: What are you doing?
- Dean Winchester: That's not how you wear it!
- Amelia Richardson: You wanna talk about it?
- Sam Winchester: Last night?
- Amelia Richardson: No, Dean, you pervert.
- Dean Winchester: Everyone, at some point, feels they've been screwed.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Not me, man. I let all that stuff go with the help of my yogi; .my "Sega Genesis." And you should too.
- Sam Winchester: Is it true you and Chester dated a ways back?
- Sara Alcott Brown: Well, that is an odd question for the FBI, isn't it?
- Sam Winchester: You wouldn't believe the awkward questions I've had to ask people.
- Sam Winchester: I told you from the jump where I was coming from. Why I didn't look for you. But you? You had secrets. You had Benny. You got on your high and mighty and been kicking me ever since you got back. But that's over. So move on or I will.
- Dean Winchester: Hey, Chuck Norris.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Sam? Dean?
- [Embraces them]
- Sam Winchester: Forgot he was a hugger.