- J.R. Ewing: [on meeting the real Marta] I'm gonna have to introduce you to my son, John Ross. He's a chip off the old block.
- Ann Ewing: [J.R. has just given Ann a compliment] Why thank you, J.R. It's nice to be in a company of a legend.
- J.R. Ewing: Mostly in my own mind, darlin'.