- Christopher Herrmann: [on the phone] Wha... You accepted the shipment? No, it's okay. Just don't open any of them. I'll deal with it when I get back. Thank you.
- [hangs up]
- Christopher Herrmann: In-laws are single-handedly cutting my life expectancy in half.
- Brian Zvonecek: What is going on with you?
- Christopher Herrmann: Just hanging on for dear life.
- Brian Zvonecek: Spill it.
- Christopher Herrmann: I have cases of this damned energy water sitting in my in-law's garage, and I'm never gonna be able to off-load. I'm in for a grand already, and they just keep coming. They call it multi-level marketing, but it's a pyramid scheme. And I don't know what I'm gonna tell Cindy.
- Brian Zvonecek: So return it.
- Christopher Herrmann: It's non-refundable.
- Brian Zvonecek: "Non-refundable" is a word made up by lawyers.
- Christopher Herrmann: I signed a contract.
- Brian Zvonecek: Give me the number.