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Do not believe any of the other reviews here that are all rated 10 star's or close. I am over a 40 minutes in and I'm not sure how much more I can watch. Not the lowest budget movie I've ever seen but the reviews saying that it is a laugh out riot from the beginning are complete bullshit. There hasn't been a single scene yet to even bring the smallest of grins to my face. Crazy Bitches is a total bore fest with pathetically bad acting. Do not waste your time watching this. I can only assume that the positive reviews here are written by people involved with the movie. I rated 3 star's although it should probably be much less. I've only given it 3 star's because I've actually seen movies far worse than this.

Okay, now I fully believe that most reviews are from idiots or people that need to promote the movie. Who are these people giving this movie 5 stars?? This movie has not substance, pure drivel. Right from the beginning you can sense the quality and it carries on through out the whole movie. Not sure who would find this movie enjoyable but unless you have time to waste feel free to watch. Okay now I need more words to describe this move when I think I have already said too much....... ..... ....... ......... .......... ......... ......... ...... ...... .......... ............. ......... ...... ........ ...... ........... ........ ....... ....... .......

It's not hard to see that the highly rated reviews posted here are plants from those involved with the movie.

A closer look at the profiles of those that give the highly rated reviews clearly shows that the profiles were created to review this movie (likely created around the time of the completion of filming but months before the film's distribution). When reviewers have only been in existence for less than a year prior to the movie release and give it 9 or 10 stars, with that movie being the only movie they review (granted, several reviewed another movie as well - though the identical other movie - wow... what a sheer coincidence!), the numbers are inflated to reflect those higher numbers.

Don't believe them. This movie is pure dreck and the acting, directing, and script are beyond laughable. Stay away from this one with a ten-foot pole (or longer if you can find one!) You've been warned.

This movie was unwatchably bad. I make it a habit to watch all horror genre entries, from the awful to the brilliant, and this one, this, this was the worst.

I wonder what exactly constitutes "good acting" according to the positive reviews but when I think of "good acting" (e.g. Ellen Burstyn, Kevin Spacey, Sarah Snook) I imagine something that is exactly the opposite of the "performances" in this film. They might have been reading their lines off of cue cards, I dunno.

Whoever this "Jane Clark" is, I have no idea, never heard of her before this, but if you want to see a brilliant horror director for inspiration, check out Jennifer Kent. As a writer/director she could mop the floor with this one.

I decided to watch this movie, based on the rave reviews it has garnered from the sites users, but made a grave mistake in only reading the one it presented automatically, which claimed that the movie is "funny, sexy and scary". The movie was none of these things and total waste of time, I felt robbed off an hour and a half afterwards. The acting, terrible. Lines, terrible. "Action", also terrible. I couldn't find a single redeemable thing about this piece of crap, even though I tried. I'm so ashamed of myself after seeing this film, that I wouldn't even dare to boast at my friends at it's crappyness, in an effort to contain it and limit the people that have been exposed to this piece of garbage. TL:DR: Don't do it!

Where to begin?

Well, first of all I had expected this to be a horror movie, but it turned out there was nothing even remotely horroresque about it. This would be better classified as being a snoozefest. Talk about a movie being boring and uneventful.

I was lured in by the synopsis that stated: "A girls' weekend away turns into a nightmare when, one by one, they are killed by their own vanity."

Yeah, I guess my nightmare would be that I would be killed by sheer boredom of the movie. I was ready to call it quits on the movie at 29 minutes into the ordeal. But I opted to give the movie a second chance, on the off chances that it would improve and actually become a horror movie, or at least become an interesting movie.

Well 50 minutes into the movie, it hadn't become neither a horror movie or more interesting and I turned it off. I just couldn't take another second of this boring ordeal that is known as "Crazy Bitches".

The entire storyline was just rubbish, with virtually nothing of any interest happening at any point. And it didn't really help that the characters in the movie all had the appeal of wet cardboard. Much less did it help that all characters essentially blended into one faceless mass, with no distinguishable features to differentiate the characters from one another.

I have no idea what writer and director Jane Clark wanted to obtain with this movie project, because it was such a massive swing and a miss from anything even remotely resembling a properly entertaining movie.

And I have zero interest in returning to finishing the movie, because there was nothing enticing about it, nothing worthwhile of spending more time on watching. And while my rating of "Crazy Bitches" is two out of ten stars, the only thing saving the movie from a mere one star rating is the value of the production the movie had going for it.

I can in all honesty say that you should give "Crazy Bitches" a wide berth and actually don't even bother spending your time, money or effort on this stinker.

This film is so entertaining. From the moment it begins, you're so engrossed in the story of these characters. There are reasons to love them and reasons to find fault with them, but regardless of either, you can't keep your eyes off them. The setting is perfect for this group of former college pals to come together and enjoy each others company. Director Jane Clark makes it look so easy, moving from scene to scene, one moment with characters in lighthearted conversation, to the next with complicated dysfunction between long standing rivals. As the story progresses, you see each characters true nature revealed, and the audience is given a glimpse of what might happen next. Of course, add the horror of murder and deception in the mix and you have one exciting film. Sheer suspense, and edge of your seat fear are only the tip of the iceberg. Crazy Bitches is funny, sexy, scary, and a damn good time!

I caught this film at Q-Cinema in Ft. Worth Texas and enjoyed every minute of it. It's a hilarious and suspenseful roller coaster ride that is sure to make you laugh and keep you on your toes.

Excellent performances and chemistry between the ensemble cast and superb directorial choices from Jane Clark. It's not easy to bring together a piece mixing comedy with slasher and who-done-it mystery, and Clarke does it with nothing but complete style. I loved her first movie "Meth Head" and am beyond impressed with her range as a filmmaker.

Beyond two thumbs up!

While we read all the negative reviews, one should remember that not everyone is going to feel the same about a movie or TV show, web series, etc.. So when you read, "not worth it" Or "I wasted my time" ETC. Just remember, that is just their opinion. You may love the show. So don't feel like, "Oh, maybe I shouldn't watch this one" Just because Joe Blow said so. I haven't had the chance to see this show yet, but I will when I get the chance. Jane Clark is such an awesome Woman with great talents. She is great to talk to on a personal level. No, I do not know her, but I have briefly spoken to her in private messages.

Had high hopes for this movie & I wasn't let down. The character development sets it apart from everything else in its genre. You were given an insight into these vain people you really wanted to dislike but were unable because you'd been shown their soft vulnerabilities. However I still cheered when their demise happened, so is the fun of this well scripted movie. The cast are stellar & definitely well cast, & the set location is to die for (pun intended). As is becoming the norm in Jane Clark movies, the soundtrack is superb. Honestly a great movie to scream & laugh at the same time. If you get the chance see it outdoors on a moonless night!!

Anyone who thinks this is the ordinary cabin in the woods scary movie will be only one percent correct. There were twists, turns, and I could not predict at any point in this movie by filmmaker Jane Clark, what would happen next. It is very unassuming at first, but if you choose to be presumptuous, you will be wrong, and then taken aback by this horror- comedy as well. I am a lover of all things horror for many years. I can honestly say I learned early on that Crazy Bitches was not of the ordinary. The story line was such that I was afraid for the characters that truly held their own. Cathy DeBuono is always a joy to watch as well Mary Jane Wells. Samantha Colburn, and John W. McLaughlin, what a character. I would guarantee to all my horror loving family and friends hands down.

If you have always been a little squeamish about scenes in horror films like I have, no need to worry when you see this film. Crazy Bitches is a delightfully funny and sometimes quite scary movie with some gore added into the mix but the emphasis should be on the comedy. It was thoroughly entertaining and like all of Director, Jane Clark's movies, does not disappoint. Cathy Debuono (Cassie) has some of the best one liners. The rest of the cast are equally enjoyable to watch with there quirky vanity issues and I truly enjoyed how much fun it was to get to know their on screen characters. This film was written and directed in a way that keeps you guessing which, if you love suspense and plot twists, you will be sure to enjoy this gem. Buy this movie and invite your fun friends over for a night of laughter and a little screaming. You won't regret it!

Crazy Bitches...what a funny-horrific surprise. The actors/actresses all pull off performances worthy of this genre with a few good laughs in between the provocation. The mix of different personalities and sexualities moves everything along really well in a category that needs more films like this! If anyone out there who was in a sorority in college and also happens to love horror films mixed with comedy, you seriously need to see, "Crazy Bitches." I can't wait until it gets to the big screen in the next few months. Take your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, etc. and just enjoy it. Also, make sure the ladies wear their heels!

Really enjoyed this film!

A lot of laughs, action and fun, and even some sincerity too.

I loved the interchange between all the girls, especially in the early scenes.

All the performances were good but I especially liked the girl that played Cassie, she's kind of the emotional heart of the film and really holds it together.

There were a couple of good slasher moments but the horror stuff is mainly in the tension of discovering the killer.

Really nicely made with some funny dialog.

I'm a fan!

I saw this movie at the Reeling Film Festival in Chicago, IL on September 21, 2014. The opening scene really sets the stage for the tone of the film with a mix of guilty pleasures, deceit and of course, horror. The setting for the film is remote and rustic already taking the characters out of their comfort zone.

This film was full of suspense, thrills, mystery and just enough laughs to keep a great pace. The characters and their shared history is reach and deep with the a good balance of personal flaws and redeeming qualities. You can enjoy following the parallels between their escapades while living and their ultimate demise. This is a great choice for a light entertaining weekend movie!