The Middle (TV Series)
Bunny Therapy (2012)
Charlie McDermott: Axl Heck
Quotes
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Axl Heck : I have no idea who I'm dating.
Sean Donahue : What do you mean you don't know who you're dating?
Axl Heck : I don't know, okay? They were both acting like they were dating me. It was weird.
Darrin : Who'd you ask out? That would at least eliminate one.
Axl Heck : I thought I called Courtney, but maybe I called Debbie instead. I don't know anymore!
Sean Donahue : Come on, we can figure this out. Which one seems to like you more?
Axl Heck : I can't tell 'cause they're always together. I mean, I assume I'd go for the blonde, but Debbie's really been riding me lately, so maybe she's my girlfriend.
Darrin : Which one have you been making out with?
[Axl looks sheepish]
Sean Donahue : Oh... my... God. Three weeks, you haven't even kissed one? Maybe you're dating Darrin.
Darrin : He could do worse. I'm kind, and I always show up on time.
Axl Heck : I haven't been making out yet 'cause I'm never alone with whoever it is I'm dating.
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Sue Heck : Look! Look. They got Brick a bunny.
Axl Heck : What? How come he gets a bunny and I don't?
Frankie Heck : [in low voice] 'Cause Brick needs help and you don't, so Brick gets a bunny.
Axl Heck : Oh, so he does weird stuff and gets things? I can do weird stuff.
[flailing]
Axl Heck : Ooh! Aah! Blah-huh-hoo! Oowah.
[stops]
Axl Heck : Now, get me a car.
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Axl Heck : Courtney!
[kisses her]
Courtney : Axl!
[slaps him]
Axl Heck : Uh, Debbie!
[Debbie slaps him]
Axl Heck : What?
Debbie : That was totally inappropriate.
Courtney : Totally.
Axl Heck : Hold on. Why are you mad? Because you're my girlfriend's best friend or because you're my girlfriend and I kissed you inappropriately in front of your best friend?
[chasing after them]
Axl Heck : Wait! Don't go! One of you is really important to me!
