Midsomer Murders (TV Series)
Death and the Divas (2013)
Jason Hughes: DS Ben Jones
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Quotes
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Kate Wilding : I would say that she's been stabbed once with a two-pronged instrument, metal, probably steel.
DS Ben Jones : Not a vampire bite,then.
[to Barnaby]
DS Ben Jones : You must be disappointed.
DCI John Barnaby : But somebody wanted to make it look like one. It's as if they want us to make a connection with the film.
DS Ben Jones : So, who did it in the film?
Kate Wilding : A 300-year-old nobleman, who can only drink the blood of female virgins.
DS Ben Jones : Ah, well, I'll keep a lookout.
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[last lines]
DS Ben Jones : You were right all along about the movies being the key, sir.
DCI John Barnaby : Ah, I take no pleasure from that, Jones; I'm never going to be able to watch them again.
DS Ben Jones : What about 'The Matrix', sir? Now, there's a good movie. Wow, talk ab...
DCI John Barnaby : No.
DS Ben Jones : You know your trouble, sir?
DS Ben Jones : What?
DS Ben Jones : You're a film snob.
DCI John Barnaby : Oh, Jones!
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DS Ben Jones : Looks like someone threw a party and didn't invite me.
DCI John Barnaby : It happens all the time, Jones.