- Gene: There's nothing wienners hate more than hot sauce. I learned that the hard way.
- [Flashback; Gene is in the toilet eating a taco, about to add hot sauce]
- Gene: Mmm, nothing like eating tacos on the toilet.
- [Hot sauce spills on his lap]
- Gene: Aaah!
- Gene: [Back to present] Eleven years old and I'm still learning.
- Tina: Last year I was a mummy. This year I'm a mommy mummy. I'm raising a child and going to a four-year college, all on my own.