Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Beefsquatch (2012)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

Quotes 

• Gene : What kind of God would give you those legs and no rhythm?

• Louise : [as Gene pees on the kitchen sink]  Ugh, Gene! That's my spot!

  Gene : That's funny, it smells like my spot.

  [Snifs] 

  Gene : Asparagus.

  Tina : I've been using the toilet like an idiot.

• Gene : [about Bob]  Rachel Ray over here.

  Louise : With bigger hips.

• Gene : We're gonna be moderately rich! I can date someone half my age: a five-and-a-half year old starlet.

• Bob : [Wrestling Gene]  Are you not entertained?

  Gene : A little.

  Bob : Not you!

• Gene : Milk, save families... what can't boobs do?

• Tina : What happened to your mask?

  Louise : Did you throw it in a volcano?

  Gene : Nah, I gave it back to Peter Pescadero. I promised I'd pop-and-lock him into a better life, and I didn't deliver.

  Louise : Another child left behind.

• Bob : Here's what we'll do. I'll do the cooking and you just stand there and nod.

  Gene : And entertain the crap out of the audience, got it.

  Bob : No, just that.

  Gene : Blow their minds. Got it.

  Bob : No, no, no!

• Bob : You know what? That mask is making you into a big jerk.

  Gene : I think you mean megastar!

• Gene : Argh! Notice me!

• Gene : It'll make me the it kid, as in "What is it? It's that kid in the mask."