Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Scarlett Johansson: Natasha Romanoff, Black Widow
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Quotes
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Natasha Romanoff : Thor, report on the Hulk.
Thor : The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims!
[Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]
Thor : But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... wounded screams... mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and... gout.
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Natasha Romanoff : And how's little Natasha?
Laura : [holding her stomach] She's... Nathaniel.
Natasha Romanoff : [to womb] Traitor.
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Nick Fury : Outwit the platinum bastard.
Natasha Romanoff : Steve doesn't like that kind of talk.
Steve Rogers : You know what Romanoff...
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Tony Stark : [Clint is introducing the Avengers to his wife] This is an agent of some kind.
Clint Barton : Gentlemen, this is Laura.
Laura : [smiles] I know all your names
[Clint and Laura's kids come into view]
Clint Barton : Oh, Incoming. Hi sweetheart. Hey buddy!
[hugs kids]
Clint Barton : How are you guys doin'? Look at your face! Oh my goodness!
Tony Stark : These are... smaller agents.
Lila Barton : Did you bring Auntie-Nat?
Natasha Romanoff : Well why don't you hug her and find out!
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[Captain America has lost his shield in a fight with Ultron]
Black Widow : Am I always picking after you boys?
[grabs the shield off the street while racing on motorcycle, to get it back to Cap]
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Natasha Romanoff : [after kissing Bruce Banner] I adore you...
[Suddenly pushes him off cliff]
Natasha Romanoff : ...but I need the Other Guy.
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[from trailer]
Tony Stark : It's the end, the end of the path I started us on.
Natasha Romanoff : Nothing lasts forever.
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Ultron : [Loud ringing noise fades into Ultron's voice] ... worthy... No... How could you be worthy? Your all killers.
Steve Rogers : Stark.
Tony Stark : JARVIS.
Ultron : Sorry I was asleep... Or... I was a dream...
Tony Stark : [Tapping his phone] Reboot, we got a buggy suit.
Ultron : ...There was a terrible noise... And I was tangled in... in... strings... I had to kill the other guy... He was a good guy.
Steve Rogers : You killed someone?
Ultron : Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.
Thor : Who sent you?
Ultron : [Replaying Tony's voice] "I see a suit of armour around the world".
Bruce Banner : Ultron!
Ultron : In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this... chrysalis... But I'm ready. I'm on a mission.
Natasha Romanoff : What mission?
Ultron : Peace in our time.
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Natasha Romanoff : [on Mjölnir] That's not a question I need answered.
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Bruce Banner : How'd a nice girl like you wind up working in a dump like this?
Natasha Romanoff : Fella done me wrong.
Bruce Banner : You got lousy taste in men, kid.
Natasha Romanoff : He's not so bad. He has a temper... deep down he's all fluff. Fact is, he's not like anybody I've ever known. All my friends are fighters. And here comes this guy, spends his life avoiding the fight because he knows he'll win.
Bruce Banner : Sounds amazing.
Natasha Romanoff : He's also a huge dork. Chicks dig that! So what do you think - should I fight this? Or run with it?
Bruce Banner : Run with it, right? Or, did he... was he... what did he do that was so... wrong to you?
Natasha Romanoff : Not a damn thing. But never say never.
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[Fury hands Natasha an image of the Quinjet in the Pacific]
Nick Fury : He probably made it out and swam to Fiji, he'll send a postcard.
Natasha Romanoff : [sadly] Wish you were here.
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Tony Stark : Isn't that the WHY we fight? So we can end the fight and go home?
Natasha Romanoff : Well, you amazingly failed!
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Madame B : The ceremony is necessary... for you to take your place in the world.
Natasha Romanoff : I have no place in the world...
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Tony Stark : Cap, I have to blow up the city!
Steve Rogers : There are still people up here, not to mention us!
Tony Stark : It's everybody up here, or everybody down there!
Natasha Romanoff : Well, it's not like we ever had a place in the world...
[a Helicarrier appears]
Nick Fury : The world adjusts, evolves to live with changes.
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[From trailer]
Natasha Romanoff : Boshe moi!
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Tony Stark : Romanoff... you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.
Natasha Romanoff : Relax, shellhead. Not all of us can fly.
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Lila Barton : Did you bring Auntie Nat?
Natasha Romanoff : Why don't you hug her and find out?
[Lila rushes towards Natasha who picks her up in her arms]
Steve Rogers : Sorry for barging in on you.
Tony Stark : Yeah, we would have called ahead, but we were busy having no idea that you existed.
Clint Barton : Yeah, well Fury helped me set this up when I joined. He kept it off SHIELD's files, I'd like to keep it that way. I figure it's a good place to lay low.
Laura : Honey. Ah, I missed you.
Natasha Romanoff : [Touching Laura's pregnant stomach] How's little Natasha, huh?
Laura : She's... Nathaniel.
Natasha Romanoff : [Natasha bends towards Laura's stomach] Traitor.
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[first lines]
Strucker : [the Avengers are in the process of infiltrating a HYDRA base in Sokovia] Report to your stations immediately. This is not a drill. We are under attack!
Iron Man : [Tony hits the shield around the base] Shit!
Captain America : Language! Jarvis, what's the view from upstairs?
Jarvis : The central building is protected by some kind of energy shield. Strucker's technology is well beyond any other Hydra base we've taken.
Thor : Loki's scepter must be here. Strucker couldn't mount this defense without it. At long last.
Black Widow : [Natasha knocks out some soldiers] At long last is lasting a little long, boys.
Hawkeye : [as some soldiers shoot at Clint] Yeah. I think we lost the element of surprise.
Iron Man : Wait a second. No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said "language?"
Captain America : I know.
Captain America : [Steve throws his bike at some soldiers driving up in their truck] It just slipped out.
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Steve Rogers : The next wave's gonna hit any minute. What have you got, Stark?
Tony Stark : Well, nothing great. Maybe a way to blow up the city. That'll keep it from impacting the surface if you guys can get clear.
Steve Rogers : I asked for a solution, not an escape plan.
Tony Stark : Impact radius is getting bigger every second. We're going to have to make a choice.
Natasha Romanoff : Cap, these people are going nowhere. If Stark finds a way to blow this rock...
Steve Rogers : Not 'til everyone's safe.
Natasha Romanoff : Everyone up here versus everyone down there? There's no math there.
Steve Rogers : I'm not leaving this rock with one civilian on it.
Natasha Romanoff : I didn't say we should leave.
Natasha Romanoff : [Steve turns to look at her] There's worse ways to go. Where else am I gonna get a view like this?
Nick Fury : [Cap and Natasha hear Fury's voice] Glad you like the view, Romanoff. It's about to get better.
Nick Fury : [Helicarrier shows up] Nice, right? I pulled her out of mothballs with a couple of old friends. She's dusty, but she'll do.
Steve Rogers : Fury, you son of a bitch.
Nick Fury : Oooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Maria Hill : Altitude is eighteen thousand and climbing.
Specialist Cameron Klein : Lifeboats secure to deploy. Disengage in three, two... take 'em out.
Pietro Maximoff : [They watch the lifeboats fly in towards Sokovia] This is SHIELD?
Steve Rogers : This is what SHIELD's supposed to be.
Pietro Maximoff : This is not so bad.
Steve Rogers : Let's load 'em up.
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Natasha Romanoff : [to Dr. Helen Cho who is about to operate on wounded Clint Barton] Are you sure he's gonna be OK? Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together.
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Bruce Banner : Where can I go? Where in the world am I not a threat?
Natasha Romanoff : You're not a threat to me.
Bruce Banner : Are you sure? Even if I didn't just... There's no future with me.
[Looks at Barton's home]
Bruce Banner : I can't ever... I can't have this. Kids. Do the math. I physically can't.
Natasha Romanoff : Neither can I.
[Banner looks at her]
Natasha Romanoff : In the Red Room where I was trained... where I was raised, they have a graduation ceremony. They sterilize you. It's efficient. One less thing to worry about. The one thing that might matter more than a mission. Makes everything easier. Even killing. You still think you're the only monster on the team?
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Steve Rogers : You want to keep staring at the wall, or do you want to go to work? I mean, it's a pretty interesting wall.
Natasha Romanoff : I thought you and Tony were still gazing into each other's eyes. How do we look?
Steve Rogers : Well, we're not the '27 Yankees.
Natasha Romanoff : We've got some hitters.
Steve Rogers : They're good. They're not a team.
Natasha Romanoff : Let's beat 'em into shape.
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Natasha Romanoff : You sure he's going to be okay? Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together.
Dr. Helen Cho : There's no possibility of deterioration. The nano-molecular functionality is instantaneous. His cells don't know they're bonding with simulacrum.
Bruce Banner : She's creating tissue.
Dr. Helen Cho : If you brought him to my lab, the regeneration Cradle could do this in twenty minutes.
Tony Stark : Oh, he's flatlining. Call it. Time?
Clint Barton : No, no, no. I'm going to live forever. I'm gonna be made of plastic.
Tony Stark : [Tony hands Barton a drink] Here's your beverage.
Dr. Helen Cho : You'll be made of you, Mr. Barton. Your own girlfriend won't be able to tell the difference.
Clint Barton : Well, I don't have a girlfriend.
Dr. Helen Cho : That I can't fix.
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Tony Stark : What's this?
[Thor gives him a crime scene photo]
Steve Rogers : A message. Ultron killed Strucker.
Tony Stark : [looking at graffiti] And he did a Banksy at the crime scene, just for us.
Natasha Romanoff : It's a smokescreen. Why send a message when you've just given a speech?
Steve Rogers : Strucker knew something that Ultron wanted us to miss.
Natasha Romanoff : I bet he... yup. Everything we have on Strucker's been erased.
Tony Stark : Not everything.
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Natasha Romanoff : Hey, the lullaby worked better than ever.
Bruce Banner : Just wasn't expecting the Code Green.
Natasha Romanoff : If you hadn't been there, there would've been double the casualties. My best friend would've been a treasured memory.
Bruce Banner : You know, sometimes exactly what I want to hear isn't exactly what I want to hear.
Natasha Romanoff : How long before you trust me?
Bruce Banner : It's not you I don't trust.
