Victorious (TV Series)

The Hambone King (2012)

Susan Chuang: Mrs. Lee

Quotes 

• [Cat, Robbie, and Tori are eating at Nozu] 

  Robbie Shapiro : OK. So tell me. How do girls put on skirts? Do you do it one leg at a time like pants or do you just jump right in?

  Tori Vega : One leg at a time!

  Cat Valentine : I jump right in.

  [Cat takes a bite of her food. Mrs. Lee approaches Cat, Robbie, and Tori holding a bowl] 

  Mrs. Lee : Excuse me, Robbie Shapiro?

  Robbie Shapiro : Yes?

  Mrs. Lee : This is for you.

  [Mrs. Lee places the bowl in front of Robbie] 

  Mrs. Lee : It's a special tempura ice cream dessert just for Robbie. It's free.

  [Robbie grabs the bowl. Robbie tastes the dessert] 

  Tori Vega : Ooh! Can I have one?

  Mrs. Lee : No.

  Robbie Shapiro : So good, but why the free dessert?

  Mrs. Lee : Because you are the Hambone King!

  [Tori is concerned] 

  Robbie Shapiro : Oh, you, uh, you saw my video?

  Mrs. Lee : Yes, on theslap.com. You hambone like a champion!

  Robbie Shapiro : Oh.

  [Robbie smiles. Robbie waves Mrs. Lee off. Mrs. Lee notices Kwakoo nervously hiding] 

  Mrs. Lee : Kwakoo. Don't be shy. Come over here.

  [Kwakoo nervously approaches. Referring to Robbie] 

  Mrs. Lee : Kwakoo, just ask him.

  Kwakoo : Mr. Hambone King?

  Tori Vega : Oh.

  Kwakoo : May I have your autograph?

  [Kwakoo places a pen and a pad in front of Robbie. Cat laughs. Robbie smiles] 

  Cat Valentine : That's so cute!

  Robbie Shapiro : Sure you can, Kwakoo.

  [Robbie grabs the pen and pad. Kwakoo nervously laughs. Mrs. Lee calms Kwakoo down. Robbie writes his autograph on the pad with the pen] 

  Robbie Shapiro : Here you go.

  [Robbie hands back the pen and pad back to Kwakoo. Kwakoo grabs the pen and pad. Kwakoo walks off] 

  Mrs. Lee : Bye bye, Hambone King.

  [Mrs. Lee gently slaps Robbie on his left cheek. Mrs. Lee walks off. Tori sighs. Tori takes a drink of her beverage] 

  Tori Vega : I'm gonna go to the restroom.

  [Tori walks off] 

  Robbie Shapiro : Huh.

  [to Cat] 

  Robbie Shapiro : Wonder why it's called a restroom.

  Cat Valentine : Yeah. It's not like people take naps on toilets.

• [Outside of Nozu, Mrs. Lee hands over a plate of sushi to Merl and Jarold] 

  Merl : Thanks!

  [about Jarold] 

  Mrs. Lee : When he become a world famous hambone man, you talk about my restaurant when you go on the Jimmy Fallon show!

  [Mrs. Lee enters Nozu. To the group] 

  Merl : Hey! Looks like Shapiro ain't gonna show up.

  André Harris : Yeah. Well I say hey, Robbie'll be here. You can count on that.

  [to Andre] 

  Beck Oliver : Do you really think he's comin'?

  André Harris : I have no idea.

  Merl : Well he's late. Me and the king gotta catch...

  [Tori and Robbie arrive. The crowd applaud and cheer] 

  Tori Vega : Hey idiots! You wanna talk or hambone?

  [the crowd applaud and cheer] 

  Jarold Ardbeg : Tori Vega.

  Tori Vega : What up, Jarold?

  Jarold Ardbeg : You still mad about me and Susie McAllen?

  [Jarold and Merl laugh meanly. The crowd react] 

  Tori Vega : You still pick your nose and eat it?

  [the crowd react. To Jarold, about Tori] 

  Merl : Don't waste your breath on her, king.

  Tori Vega : Oh. Hi, Merl. I see you're still sniffin' Jarold's butt!

  [Merl gets angry] 

  Merl : Hey! That was a dare!

  [the crowd react. Andre and Beck try to get Merl to back away] 

  André Harris : Hey, hey!

  Tori Vega : Oh!

  Beck Oliver : Easy, blondie, easy.

  [Merl backs away. To Jade] 

  Cat Valentine : This hambone battle is really scary.

  Jade West : We're about to watch two nerds compete by slapping themselves. I think we'll be OK.

  [Jade smiles. To Jarold and Merl] 

  Tori Vega : Jarold can go first.

  Jarold Ardbeg : All right. It's on.

  [Robbie laughs] 

  Robbie Shapiro : Like a game of Mahjong.

  [Everyone looks at Robbie in confusion. To Robbie] 

  Tori Vega : Please. Let me do the cool talk.

  [Beck grabs Robbie's jacket off Robbie. Beck shakes the jacket. The crowd encourage Robbie. Jarold and Robbie both sit down. To Robbie] 

  Cat Valentine : Good luck, Robbie.