- Axl Johnson: I don't think that's such a good idea.
- Gaia: Oh, I think we're way past worrying about how much things are costing.
- Axl Johnson: No-no, I mean I don't think drinking in the sauna is a good idea.
- Gaia: Too bad. Use the bottle as a weapon to hit Tom over the head when he... chainsaws you, or has his wicked way with you.
- [Axl laughs hollowly]
- Olaf Johnson: What's with all the plants?
- Kvasir: It's parsley, man. It's the herb of the dead. It masks the scent of the living so him upstairs doesn't get a whiff.
- Anders Johnson: Ladies, ladies, as much as I like a good girl-fight, seeing as neither of you are wearing bikinis or slathered in jelly, I would ask that you both retreat to your corners.
- [Helen sends Anders an e-mail inviting him to have sex]
- Anders Johnson: Dawn, I have to go. Something's popped up.