Supernatural (TV Series)

A Little Slice of Kevin (2012)

Mark Sheppard: Crowley

Quotes 

• Crowley : It's all very West Side Story, but let's be logical. You look like hell, and I should know.

• Future Prophet #1 : Are we on a spaceship?

  Crowley : Sorry?

  Future Prophet #3 : Snapping us up from our homes, our families, teleporting us to this m-mother ship.

  Crowley : Mother ship?

  Future Prophet #1 : You're aliens, right?

  [Crowley looks offended] 

• Crowley : [Torturing Samandriel]  This hurts you more than it hurts me, so I can go on forever. Which, in your case, forever means... Well, forever.

• Crowley : So, on the count of 3... 1, 2...

  [Stabs him] 

  Samandriel : Ahhh! What happened to 3?

  Crowley : I lied. I do that.

• Kevin Tran : [Reading]  "Thus passes the compendium of tablets..."

  Crowley : Compendium?

  Kevin Tran : It's a collection of things, especially one systematically organized.

  Crowley : I know what "compendium" means, Kevin. What does Metatron mean?

• Crowley : I hope the ruckus down the hall wasn't too off-putting. Construction standards aren't what they were during the Inquisition.

• Delta Mendota : I did good, didn't I, your majesty?

  Crowley : Yes, very.

  [Zaps her away] 

  Crowley : Presumptuous twit.

• Kevin Tran : [Reading tablet]  The next is... "The demonic influence on the collective tapestry of the soul."

  Crowley : Blah blah blah. Doesn't anyone ever edit this stuff? So far as a writer, God's a snooze. No fun at parties, I hear.

• Kevin Tran : From, the archangel,Metatron.

  Crowley : The scribe... and suck-up. Took down God's word, picked up His cleaning.

• Crowley : Well, I suppose there's no reason to keep torturing you, then.

  [Stabs him again] 

  Samandriel : Ahhhh!

  Crowley : [Smiles evilly]  Sorry. Once you get going, it's really hard to stop.

• Crowley : Don't provoke me, Kevin. You still have nine fingers.

• Kevin Tran : This is different. It's... it's not text. It's like a personal note?

  Crowley : A personal note from God?

  Kevin Tran : From... the archangel; Metatron.

• Crowley : Possibly a long shot. Does this mean anything to you?

  [Holds up tablet] 

  Future Prophet #1 : I don't read Chinese.

  Crowley : Talk about the dumbing down of America.