Supernatural (TV Series)
Hunteri Heroici (2012)
Misha Collins: Castiel
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : What's the word, Cass?
Castiel : It's the shortened version of my name.
Dean Winchester : Yes, it is. I mean what's the word on The Word?
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Dean Winchester : Cass. Let's go.
Castiel : [interrogating a cat] I've almost cracked him.
Dean Winchester : Now.
Castiel : Hey. I'm not through with you.
[They leave]
Cat : Dumbass.
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Dean Winchester : All right. Let's gear up. It's wabbit season.
Castiel : I don't think you pronounced that correctly.
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Dean Winchester : [Frowning as he realizes that Cas is going through his bathroom kit] Cas, you gonna book a room or what?
Castiel : [Holding toothpaste and a toothbrush in one hand and digging deeper with his other] No, I'll stay here.
Dean Winchester : Oh, okay. Yeah. We'll have a slumber party. You can braid Sam's hair. Where you gonna sleep?
Castiel : [Finally putting the bathroom kit aside and looking up] I don't sleep.
Dean Winchester : Okay, well, I need my four hours. So...
Castiel : [Earnestly] I'll watch over you.
Dean Winchester : [More than a little uneasy at the thought] That's not gonna happen.
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Castiel : [Examining the victim's body] I can't sense any EMF or sulphur. Mr. Freleng's arterial health is, uh... excellent.
[He leans over and sniffs the body]
Castiel : Mm. He did recently suffer from a... mild, uh... what is that... bladder infection.
Dean Winchester : Cas. Stop smelling the dead guy.
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Mrs. Frieling : I don't understand. Gary had a heart attack. Why would the FBI...
Dean Winchester : Parks are government property. We've just got a few questions for you.
Castiel : [to Dean quietly] I'll, uh, I'll handle this. I've done research. I can crack her.
[He moves over to lean close to the widow]
Castiel : Now... Miss Freleng... I don't wanna bother you. I, I really don't. But, I- I do have just one question for you.
[He suddenly slams his hand on the table top, moves menacingly close to her and yells. She, Sam and Dean all jump]
Castiel : WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR HUSBAND?
Dean Winchester : Agent Stills. A word, please.
Castiel : [Moves over to Dean as Sam moves to comfort the now crying widow] What? I was being "bad cop".
Dean Winchester : You were being bad *everything*!
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Dean Winchester : The whole heart jumpin' out of a guy's chest. The, the delayed fall. That's straight up Bugs Bunny.
Castiel : So, we're looking for some sort of... insect rabbit hybrid? How do we kill it?
Sam Winchester : No. We don't, Cas. That's a character. Like uh, like Woody Woodpecker. Or Daffy Duck.
Dean Winchester : They're little animated movies. You know, uh, the coyote chases the roadrunner.
[Chuckling]
Dean Winchester : And then the anvil gets dropped on his head.
Castiel : And that's supposed to be funny?
Dean Winchester : [His smile disappears] No.
[pause, then seriously]
Dean Winchester : It's hilarious.
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Dean Winchester : If you want to play cowboys and bloodsuckers, that's fine. But you're gonna stick with us, okay? None of this zapping around crap. Capiche?
Castiel : [Deflated] Yeah, I capiche.
Dean Winchester : Alright then.
Castiel : Can I, uh... at least ride in the front seat?
Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : No!
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Dean Winchester : [after learning that Gary Freleng and his widow had an "open" marriage] Friggin' suburbs, man.
Castiel : [Finally catching up] So, she's not a witch.
Dean Winchester : Just the best wife *ever*.
Castiel : Then what killed her husband?
Dean Winchester : Who gives a-
[Cut to exterior traffic scene and the sound of a loud horn honking]
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Dean Winchester : Don't get me wrong, I'm happy you're back. I'm freaking thrilled. It's just this whole mysterious resurrection thing... It always has one mother of a downside.
Castiel : So what do you want me to do?
Dean Winchester : Maybe take a trip upstairs.
Castiel : To Heaven?
Dean Winchester : Yeah. Poke around, see if the God squad can't tell us how you got out.
Castiel : No.
Dean Winchester : Look man, I hate those flying ass-monkeys just as much as you do, but...
Castiel : [interrupts, almost shouting] Dean! I said no!
[Dean gets up from the desk, walks over to the bed and sits next to Cas, looking concerned]
Dean Winchester : Talk to me.
Castiel : Dean, I...
[sighs]
Castiel : When I was... bad, and I had all those things, the... the Leviathans, writhing inside me... I caused a lot of suffering on earth, but I *devastated* Heaven. I vaporized thousands of my own kind, and I, I... I can't go back.
Dean Winchester : 'Cause if you do, the angels will kill you.
Castiel : Because if I see what Heaven's become -- what I... what I made of it... I'm afraid I might kill myself.
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Mrs. Frieling : Gary and I... We had an arrangement. He was seeing Olivia... and I was spending some time with our neighbor PJ.
Dean Winchester : [after she leaves] Friggin' suburbs, man.
Castiel : So she's not a witch.
Dean Winchester : Just the best wife ever.
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Castiel : [Listening to Police scanner] A bank has been robbed. It sounds "loony".
Dean Winchester : Define loony.
Sam Winchester : [Cut to the bank, where an anvil has been dropped on guard] That's loony, all right.
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Dr. Dwight Mahoney : An average psychokinetic can move things with his mind, but a guy like Fred - you get him worked up, he can reshape reality.
Dean Winchester : All right, so where's his "off" switch?
Sam Winchester : I don't know. I'm not even certain if he knows we're here.
[Fred is staring silently, totally spaced out]
Castiel : Do we... kill him?
Dr. Dwight Mahoney : [Coming up behind them] Excuse me, Agents. Did he just threaten to murder one of my patients?
[Cut to them getting escorted out of the building]
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Castiel : It's a direct link to Heaven. And I don't want anything to do with that place; not anymore.
Dean Winchester : So what now? Move to Vermont, open up a charming B&B?
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Dean Winchester : [after cake explodes] What the hell happened?
Castiel : There was a pastry mishap.
Dean Winchester : Okay, and?
Castiel : And the frosting reached near-supersonic speeds.
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Dean Winchester : Have you noticed anything strange lately - uh, cold spots, smells?
Sheila : Well, there's the cat.
Dean Winchester : The cat?
Sheila : He talks sometimes. Really hates that mouse.
Castiel : [Seriously] I'll interrogate the cat.
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Dean Winchester : The whole heart jumping out of a guy's chest. The delayed fall. That's straight-up Bugs Bunny.
Castiel : So, we're looking for some sort of insect-rabbit hybrid? How do we kill it?
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Castiel : I'm gonna become a hunter.
Sam Winchester : [Scoffs] Really?
Castiel : Yeah. I could be your third wheel.
Dean Winchester : You know that's not a good thing?
Castiel : Of course it is. A third wheel adds extra grip, greater stability...